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hoodrat things

7 year old Latarian Milton took his grandmother’s Dodge Durango for a joyride in Florida a few months ago. He causes all sorts of chaos on the road in the name of fun. Who can blame him? Watch the news report to see how much trouble our country is in.

Milton: “I wanna do it ’cause it’s fun. It’s fun to do bad things — and drive into a car.”
Reporter: “Did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody?”
Milton: “Yes, but I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend.”

Fucking hilarious.

[thanks kathlene.]

back from Panama

So we got back from Panama after another harrowing 12 hour traveling ordeal consisting of boats, buses, taxis, cookies, flaring tempers, and sweat. I’ll spare you the details, but trust me, going from Dominical to Bocas del Toro by land fucking sucks. Luckily, Bocas was absolutely amazing. I loved it and highly recommend it for anyone traveling to Central America. Basically it is a perfect little cluster of Caribbean islands on the north coast of Panama. The water is crystal clear, the town is sleepy and small, and the beats of outstanding reggae (and the occasional 80’s rock) can be heard at all times. Food was excellent (or at least better than Dominical) and the people were super warm and friendly, and also spoke a lot of English.

I got the chance to dive a little while I was there. My friend Sarah did her first discovery dives and I enjoyed my first fully PADI certified dives. We dove a small shipwreck and then a reef called Hospital Point. It was very clear with many fish and small animals, with TONS of coral. No big fish, turtles, sharks, or such, but still well worth the experience.

I took a bunch of picts of stuff around the islands. Just posted them to Flickr this morning, so have a look. It’s a new photoset called Panama May 08. Enjoy.

Old Lady In The Window - 2008-05-04 At 13-12-29

[special thanks for Sarah for getting me there and back and making my stay pretty friggin awesome.]

PADI and Bocas

So I survived Scuba training and am now PADI certified. We went out the day before yesterday for the last 2 dives of the training. The first dive went well and I did all the exercises perfectly. I was with the instructor and 2 semi-retarded girls who weren’t doing exercises, but were managing to float all around in the wrong direction, kick starfish off their rocks, and tearing up about as much coral as one can tear up without causing a whole reef to die. One girl had to be dragged around but the collar by the instructor because she literally could not use the flippers. After 45 minutes at 40 feet or so, we ascended to end the first dive.

Upon surfacing we realised the weather had turned for the much worse and we were in the middle of a tropical storm of some sort. Waves were crashing in over our heads and rain was pouring down. The boat had a hard time finding us and picking us up, but in the end it was fine. The only problem was that I had 3 more exercises left to complete for my certification.

So we are on the boat and the other divers and the other instructor are all ready to bail on the rest of the dives because the weather is so shit and pretty dangerous. So we start making our way back to shore and I am getting annoyed because it has been so long and so many postponements for this fucking certification, and I’m all like, “I really think we should just just jump back in and finish this off.” Literally people are like, “Seriously!?” But my instructor is cool as shit and has like 2500 dives and agrees. One of the guides is like, “I am going to film this if you don’t mind.” Haha. So we changed our tanks and jumped back into the swell. Fuck it, you know, we’re under water anyway. I was seriously like some Navy Seal shit. So literally it took only about 10 minutes to go down to 20 feet, remove my mask completely, put it back on and clear it, then float for like a minute at completely neutral buoyancy, and then navigate a little by compass. When we got back on the boat people were cheering and shit. THAT was fun as hell.

So then I went home with water in my ear, as usual, went to bed early, and then got up yesterday morning at 3:40am. My friend Sarah and I got on a bus at 5am headed for the Panama border. No tickets, no reservations, no hotel, nothing. Completely last minute decision. 4 hours bus ride to the town nearest the border, then a 15 minute cab ride to the actual border, an hour waiting on lines for stamps and whatnot. Crossed the border on foot, jumped in a bus to David for 1 hour and a half, the transferred buses to a bus headed for Bocas Del Toro which is another beautiful 4 hour drive through the mountains. Upon arriving at Bocas, we hopped on a water taxi and drove out another 30 minutes to the island of Colon and Bocas Town, where I am now sitting in an internet cafe.

Bocas has recently become the second biggest Panama tourist destination after Panama City. It’s a sleepy little Caribean island off the north coast of Panama. The water is literally crystal clear and whole town is probably 4 miles long. We’re staying in a small bed & breakfast and have no idea when we’re leaving. I think we’ll stay here a few days, snorkel, dive, swim, drink, etc, and then take a REALLY small plane to Panama City for $70. Not sure after that, but I only have a few weeks left so I guess it can’t be for too long.

I probably won’t be writing much while I’m here, but I’m safe and taking pictures and having a good time. See you all too soon.

japanese toilet instructions

I found this photo on Ffffound, but accidentally lost the link. Almost as funny as the last messed up translation, but I am pretty sure this one is more about some very strange cultural differences.

Toilet-Instructions

Pee right.

cambute means “conch”

My friends Misty and Allen just got this adorable little boxer-mix puppy yesterday. He is mostly boxer and 100% cute. He’s only about a month old I think. They named him Cambute which is Spanish for Conch. I am in love with him and am currently plotting ways to kill my friends and take their dog. There are a few picts so far uploaded to a new Flickr Photoset called “Cambute means Conch”. Enjoy.

Cambute

I’m too irresponsible to have a dog.

new and improved monkeys

I had another amazing trip into Hacienda Baru and found myself again surrounded by capuchin monkeys. This time I set the ISO up, the metering to spot, and removed the 1.4x magnifier. The results are much better, though I still need some practice. Below is my favorite, and I have added the rest to the end of the normal Costa Rica 2008 Photoset on Flickr.

Capuchintongue

Look at his little tongue!

chinese OBGYN

Another Engrish translation from a Chinese hospital that just doesn’t quite get the sensitivity of the subject.

Chineseobgyn

UPDATE April 22, 2008: Looks like this photo/post got picked up by Gawker. Funny.

[mae, you made my morning with this.]

Discovery Channel: I Love the World

This could well be the best ad for a TV channel ever made. Discovery Channel sings how much it loves the world. So good.

I’m feeling kind of the same way about the world right now. Having a great friggin time. Finally went diving for the first real time and I am hooked already - and the diving wasn’t even good. Just 2 minutes ago I changed my return flight from tomorrow to May 16th. 4 more weeks. Fuck yeah.

Ben Stein’s Foolish Creationism

A guy made a short video refuting nearly all of what Ben Stein has to say in discussing creationism and evolution and in the process destroys the credibility of his so-called “documentary,” Exposed. It is so scary to listen to Ben Stein talk about evolution. It is so obvious to any reasonably educated person that Stein hasn’t the foggiest clue about what the theory of evolution even is.

This is so typical of the Evangelicals and creationists and fundamentalists of all kinds. They ignore real evidence and the scientific method in order to propel their own poor argument. The worst part is that they flat out refuse to hear the evidence or do the scientific due diligence to say the things they say. They also refuse to have the science taught to their kids. That is fear. That is manipulation. That is brainwashing. No different from the Taliban in Afghanistan. If you don’t teach science to your people, they can know nothing else but the “supernatural” causes of everything. It is exactly why ancient people believed in a different god for every natural phenomenon. God of the sky, god of the ocean, god of the trees, etc. Now we would call those animal sacrificing “primitives” barbarians, but it is so obviously more understandable for people without science to believe such things than it is for modern people to ignore the science.

Our only hope is for every one of these documentaries to be shot down by people like thunderf00t, over and over again until it finally sinks in. Good luck. I am frankly ready to just write these people off.

Wildly Popular ‘Iron Man’ Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

It looks like the studio isn’t just stopping with the 90 second thrill ride trailer. They are going to make an ACTUAL movie out of this. Must watch…


Wildly Popular ‘Iron Man’ Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

“What if they put in a tedious romantic subplot that was 20 or 30 minutes long?”
“Oh, that doesn’t sound good.”

The Onion is consistently fantastic. The only “fake” news content that rivals Jon Stewart.

[thanks again jay.]

lost generation?

Have a look at this little sequence called Lost Generation. It’s a little sappy, but pretty good nonetheless.

[thanks jay.]

finally, a real jetpack

This guy spent a hell of a lot of time and effort developing carbon fiber wings with jet engines attached. His goal is to fly horizontally for long distances after jumping from a plane. Technically this is not a jetpack that takes you from the ground of your backyard to the roof of your office building. Yet. But it is still fucking awesome. Have a look at this gallery of picts from his maiden voyage.

“The former military pilot, 45, who flies Airbuses for Swissair, spent five years developing his wings for his flying man project but went one better with his ‘jet-man’ project by adding two kerosene-powered jet engines to his original wing design to become the first man to fly like a bird: horizontally.”

Jetpack1

[via make.]