Crazy Fans, Crazier Wife
Ok, it’s gotta be tough dating a professional athlete, with the traveling and the groupies, but Sacramento Kings swing-man Doug Christie and his wife have a bizarro solution to the problem
Ok, it’s gotta be tough dating a professional athlete, with the traveling and the groupies, but Sacramento Kings swing-man Doug Christie and his wife have a bizarro solution to the problem
My favorite combination of quotes is:
Doug’s wife: “Doug is allowed to look at females. I would prefer he didn’t.”
Doug: “Our love is boundless and free. For me, it doesn’t feel like a restriction. It’s a lifestyle, the way we live. So it’s easy. It’s not, ‘You can’t do this, you can’t do that.’ ”
Fuck them. Fuck the hand signals. I can’t wait till they get divorced - which will happen soon. Oh, and he will cheat. It’s inevitable.
the only hand signal dave and i give each other is the middle finger. it’s fun.
wussies.
Wow. Y’all are a cynical bunch. I actually think this is kind of cool. Sure he looks whipped but so do most married men.
By the way, Christie missed the biggest shot of his life last spring in the playoffs against the Lakers. Had he hit that shot with seconds left in regulation, the Kings (his team) would have gone to the NBA Finals and not the Lakers. They also would likely have defeated the Nets in the Finals for their first ever Championship.
Moral: Get your head out of your wife’s ass once in a while and you’d be a more successful basketball player.
Yeah, I was wondering why his coach has no problem with him signaling to his wife 62 times during the game! Jeez, eyes on the road.