Toxic teddies
I came across this on aftimes.com this morning. There’s an article about it on the main site but you have to scroll through a lot of other stuff to get to it. Here’s a pic of the toxic teddies. It actually took me a second before I got disturbed.
There’s nothing quite as disturbing as teddy bears shooting H. Nothing. Except for the time I saw 4 or 5 explicit illustrations of Aladdin banging Jasmine. I wish I had copies of those. And one other time I saw some x-rated Simpsons stuff. That was just fantastic. And I guess there was the Japanese puke porn video. And the horse blowjob video. OK, OK. These teddy bears ranks at least in the top 10. or 20.
I forgot to mention these bears are available now for sale. And their names are Smacky bear, Bye-Bye Bear (my persoanl favorite) and Hoody bear.
Hey Jon,
This is octolab, one of the creators of the disturbing bears. They are indeed available for sale at http://www.kidrobot.com and in NYC at Toy Tokyo.
If you can imagine, there are a couple of things we DIDN’T do because we thought they were just a bit too much. People have already been calling to ban us, to sue us(I have no idea why) and for our painful death, we know we are onto something. Happy Holidays from The SuperFun Company!
wow. I’m shocked first of all someone new is posting. How’d you find us?
Glad you liked the free press. It definitely deserves it.
You came up when I searched ‘toxic teddies’ on google. I keep an eye out for personal sites mentioning us, good or bad, we love it. It is nice to know we are living up to our policy of ‘making it nice for ya’.
If anyone wants to help us out, please follow this link and vote for us. This is no ordinary cheesola topsite, but Tom Savini’s (splatter cinema gore master) Horror 100. We are like 91st right now.
http://www.topsitelists.com/topsites.cgi?ID=2097&user=horror&area=bestsites
tia-octolab