This went around a long time ago, but I don’t think I ever posted it. I also found this little animated banana today and remembered how many hours of joy, “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” has caused in my life. Trust me, it’s worth a look.
It’s funny how much attention some creative photography and good photoshop skills can get you. I got an email today from my sister with an attached petition to get this website shut down for good. News flash: Bonsai Kitten is a very funny, very FAKE website! They don’t really smash kittens into oddly shaped containers, […]
There’s really nothing better than some funny, irreverant, shaky, flash-based, 10 second animation. I laughed out loud on some of these. You really should go see itching hands . ckoe. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Does anyone remember that super-cool greeting cards site with the stick figures? This reminds me of […]
Im sooooo going to get fired for playing this all day. Some 80’s classics for all to play.
Have you every thought about taking little plastic Ninja figures and acting out the works of Shakespeare?
Well someone has and they are performing at a place called Chashama on sunday, and at the Bowery Poetry Club on Monday
brilliant.
I am now impressed. I have been looking into new digital cameras lately. I was leaning towards the 3 megapixel, ultra-compact, feature-rich kind. 2 cameras have been at the top of the list: Sony Cybershot DSC-P7, and the Minolta Dimage F100. Both have gotten great reviews on some of the sites I trust for that […]
Everyone’s a fucking comedian when it comes to France. The French suck, and everyone knows it. Here’s a list of some of the funnier quotes from this month, and some from the distant past. The sentiment is always the same. The French suck. Enjoy.
“France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks […]
There’s nothing ever quite as cute as 4 year old Japanese kids racing mini superbikes.
Thanks to Ukaza for the link.
My father forwarded me a great little email this afternoon, fueling my blood-pressure fire being cultivated by watching forgetful liberals on the news. I’d like to share some this fuel with you all. So here goes…
Does anyone remember this??
It was 1987! At a lecture the other day they were playing an old news video […]
More fuel to the fire…
Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called “political prisoners.” However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands.
The […]
A small, thoroughly overlooked news item made it’s way to Fox News last week, but not very far after that. I thought it should get a little more airtime, so here’s a short description. Apparently, no video was taken of the incident.
Colin Powell, making his way somewhere in Washington, was approached by an Iraqi reporting […]
I used to insist the worst super hero ever was Aquaman. I still believe he is the most useless, but he is not the worst. You see, “worst” is defined differently. I define “worst” as the least enjoyable super hero to watch, or read about, or pretend to be. Many heroes are created and thought […]
This may be the first good news I’ve read on cnn in the last two years. For once I agree with every inductee in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The Police, the Clash, Elvis Costello, the Righteous Brothers, AC/DC, not a loser in the bunch. Elvis Costello and the Police […]
Worst Team Ever
Our recent discussions about Superman sparked my interest in writing a little more about another bunch of misfit wannabe heroes. I guess we have significantly established the writing ineptitude at DC comics with their destruction of both Superman and the Green Lantern. For today’s rant, I thought I’d turn my attention over to […]
Given Chris’ hatred for some of the classics (I too hate Superman - way to goody-goody and clean cut), I thought I would post some of my recent favorites. Pick them up, they don’t suck.
First and foremost, Transmetropolitan Dirty, gritty and believable characters. Makes for a good read. The series has ended, but there is […]
Or the inevitable heart attck in a German prison. i don’t know how legit this is but I got this email yesterday.
Miami Vice’ Actor Johnson Probed Over $8.3 Billion, Times Says
2003-03-12 02:48 (New York)
Berlin, March 12 (Bloomberg) — Don Johnson, the American star of the 1980s television series “Miami […]
The mayor of the small town Moab, Utah is complaining about the second best acronym ever. He claims that the M.O.A.B. bomb (Massive Ordinance Air Burst) will damamge the name of his town. Others have now suggested a new acronym to describe the bomb:
B.I.G. A.P.P.L.E.
Bomb Is Gigantic And Packs Powerful Lethal Explosion
Take that Saddam!
we all stumble every now and than over job listings that ask for a lot and pay sh*t. fuckthatjob.com posts the latest and greatest of its kind.
I got this email today. It made me feel good. I thought I should post it. It’s sure to stir some controversy. Remember, I didn’t write it. I just like it.
Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it! Read on…..
I sat in a movie theater watching “Schindler’s List,” asked myself, “Why didn’t […]
The Department of Homeland Security has their new website ready so you can learn how to be prepared. It can be found at http://www.ready.gov
If you want to see the hysterical captions that should have gone with their vast library of signs and symbols, you need to check out What To Do In An Emergency…
Christopher Allbritton, former AP and New York Daily News reporter, is now in Iraq and planning to independently report on the war directly to his weblog, Back to Iraq 2.0 He has no news corporation affiliation, he seems to care about the subject, and he seems to have some balls. It could turn out to […]
Wow. I am so psyched. I added some semi-clever zooming functionality to all my pixel art. I noticed recently that every person I saw checking out pixel people, clicked them in an attempt to zoom in and see the detail. So, I figured I would need to provide that.
The problem is that the images […]
“There is a kind of hidden miserliness in human nature that prevents me from employing myself fully in any event, and counts the cost of everything and wants me to save energies for future emergencies, not realized that the only way to reinforce powers of the soul is to use them in full.”
“Everything […]
“Accountability is taking ownership before the fact rather than after the fact. It is taking a stand and standing by it. When those who are accountable are right, they take the credit. When they’re wrong, they take the heat. Accountability is a way of working. Those who practice it have an unspoken respect for each […]
I am trying to expand my pixel skills. So, you maybe noticed my self portrait yesterday, but you should now definitely take a look at the new “busts” I started doing. I added myself, my good friend Stephen Tortorici, and Witold, who you all know. Witold is my favorite. I hope he likes it. He’s […]
Fundamentally, there are two ways to look at elected officials. Group 1 tends to think of elected officials as their mouthpiece. They aren’t allowed to have their own opinion. They can only do what their constituents want. Group 2 looks at their elected officals as people they have chosen to use their best judgment to […]
This got sent to me this morning. I love it, and I love Dennis Miller.
( Article in Wichita Falls paper by Dennis Miller)
All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has got my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy reading opinions from both sides […]
I am a loyal watcher of Bill O’Reilly’s Factor show on Fox News. In general I consider him a well balanced, smart, and fair commentor. Sometimes I disagree, and sometimes, more times than often, I jump up and cheer at the TV. Just a few seconds ago he brought up something I hadn’t thought about […]
There have been some problems on the individual entry pages. I am trying to fix them. This post is for testing…
A national guardsman legally changed name to Optimus Prime. Yes, that’s right, Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots from the Transformers. You all remember. It’s nice to see there’s nerds in the military too, not just here at my job.
This message is directed straight at Jon and he knows it.
Hey everyone. Please do me a favor. If you normally add comments to posts, please add a test message to this post AFTER hitting the “FORGET ME” button and RE-ENTERING your name, email and website information. I made a small change to the way the cookies are handled. I fixed a bug, and I […]
TRYING TO HELP
By Dennis Miller
All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has got my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy reading opinions from both sides, but I have detected a hint of confusion from some of you.
As I was reading the paper recently, […]
Hello there, I could have posted the below as a comment, but then I would lose control of it and would not be able to rewrite it and claim that I have never said this or that. I like having this freedom. It makes me feel powerful. (Until Chris takes away my right to post…) […]
I got this despicable email today. It make me want to puke. I thought you should see some of the fucked up sentiments displayed at these anti-war demonstrations.
Arab TV Guide
SUNDAY:
8:00 - My 33 Sons
8:30 - Osama Knows Best
9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed
9:30 - Let’s Mecca Deal
10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies>
MONDAY:
8:00 - Husseinfeld
9:00 - Mad About Everything
9:30 - Monday Night Stoning
10:00 - Win Bin Laden’s Money
10:30 - Allah McBeal
TUESDAY:
8:00 - Wheel of Terror
8:30 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it’s […]
…which is precisely why this story makes me sick. It also makes me laugh a little bit too. The thought of a thousand monkeys running through the desert, trying to set off land mines is both revolting and hillarious. I am torn.
Read this story about how Morocco offered the US trained monkeys to detonate mines.
How about this for lucky? This guy got shot in the helmet 4 times! Don’t worry, he’s fine, and the luckiest fucking guy I ever heard of. They should send him looking for the mines, because it is clear that God is with him or something.
Hey grlz! Just a headz up that we here at the National Cattlemen’s Beef Assn. know what you want! And what you want is BEEF!
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Don’t forget to click on the “Keepin it Real” section where you can take awsome quizes like “What type of beef do you […]
