Bonsai Kitten

It’s funny how much attention some creative photography and good photoshop skills can get you. I got an email today from my sister with an attached petition to get this website shut down for good. News flash: Bonsai Kitten is a very funny, very FAKE website! They don’t really smash kittens into oddly shaped containers, though the thought had occurred to me before. I hate fucking cats and it wouldn’t bother me if they were creating designer shaped kittens. The site is very well done. The copy is perfectly written, and the whole does look and feel very legit. It’s not. Trust me, there’s nothing to worry about here. There’s no need to petition. This is just some really, really funny stuff.

13 Comments to “Bonsai Kitten”

  1. Jon said something

    It took me hours to convince Renee this wasn’t real. She actually got the link from people protesting animal cruelty.

  2. chris said something

    The email I got had about 50 names attached to the bottom - for exactly the same reason. I WISH it was real.

  3. shaunean said something

    even if its not real the people that even came up with this sick idea are seriously demented and cruel

  4. HHH said something

    WOULD YOU ALL WAKE UP. THIS WHOLE THING IS A SCAM. YES A VERY DIRTY,CRUEL AND BAD HOAX. THIS IS SHOWING HOW THE SICK IDIOTS SPEND THEIR DAYS MAKING PEOPLE CRY,SAD AND JUST CAUSING TROUBLE. WELL ILL TELL YOU SICKOS WRITING TO THIS GUESTBOOK IT IS NOT ONLY CRUEL TO THINK LIKE THIS ITS DISCUSTING. cATS ARE WONDERFUL ANIMALS AND FRANKLY I WOULD BE MORE THAN EMBARRASED THINKING THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA. IT ISN’T. ALL YOU SICKOS ARE SAD PATHETIC ANIMALS WHO AS YOU THINK SHOULD ME STUFFED IN A JAR. THE WORLD DOESN’T NEED TO HAVE FUN WITH PEOPLES MINDS BEAUSE IT JUST SHOWS WE A NOT DUM BELIVERS WE CARE ABOUT ANIMALS AND FUCKING PEACE SO RE THINK BEFORE STIRRING EVERYONE UP AND THINKING IT’S FUNNY. EGNORE THE WEBISTE AND NO ONE WILL FUCKIN CARE. 70% OF PEOPLE DELETE DIS STUFF ANYWAY AND 30% BELIEVE DIS SHIT BIG DEAL MATE FUCK YA FUCKING JAR WE NO YA WANT IT .

  5. Cassie said something

    Hey Chris,
    you are a sick bastard! You think it’s funny???? Just beacause you hate catz well go fuck yourself you fukin jerkoff. The site is the most perverse thing I have ever seen, well, except you.

  6. Cat Hater #1 said something

    I think this site is great, the more perversion the better. And god do I wish Bonsai Kitty was real. Screw you you fucking cat fuckers. Oh my god I hate cats I need therepy. Fuck you and your cat. I hope you let it out at night so can trap it and see how long I can keep it alive just so I can hurt it. I have a good job, a great family, two wondeful dogs and yes I will harm your cat in a way you couldnt imagine simpply for my own pleasure.

  7. . said something

    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ALL YOU CAT HATERS ! IF WE DO THE SAME THINGS WITH YOU YOU BIG MUTHERFUCKER YOU FIND THIS FUNNY ?
    YOU HAVE NO BRAIN ASSHOLE

  8. . said something

    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ALL YOU CAT HATERS ! IF WE DO THE SAME THINGS WITH YOU YOU BIG MUTHERFUCKER YOU FIND THIS FUNNY ?
    YOU HAVE NO BRAIN ASSHOLE

  9. . said something

    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ALL YOU CAT HATERS ! IF WE DO THE SAME THINGS WITH YOU YOU BIG MUTHERFUCKER YOU FIND THIS FUNNY ?
    YOU HAVE NO BRAIN ASSHOLE

  10. . said something

    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ALL YOU CAT HATERS ! IF WE DO THE SAME THINGS WITH YOU YOU BIG MUTHERFUCKER YOU FIND THIS FUNNY ?
    YOU HAVE NO BRAIN ASSHOLE

  11. nazol said something

    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ALL YOU CAT HATERS ! IF WE DO THE SAME THINGS WITH YOU YOU BIG MUTHERFUCKER YOU FIND THIS FUNNY ?
    YOU HAVE NO BRAIN ASSHOLE

  12. nazol said something

    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ALL YOU CAT HATERS ! IF WE DO THE SAME THINGS WITH YOU YOU BIG MUTHERFUCKER YOU FIND THIS FUNNY ?
    YOU HAVE NO BRAIN ASSHOLE

  13. nazol said something

    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ALL YOU CAT HATERS ! IF WE DO THE SAME THINGS WITH YOU YOU BIG MUTHERFUCKER YOU FIND THIS FUNNY ?
    YOU HAVE NO BRAIN ASSHOLE

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