candy
This is serious (serious)
We could make you delirious (delirious)
You should have a healthy fear of us (fear of us)
Too much of us is dangerous (no, no, no, nooooo)
Doctors tell the pharmacy (pharmacy)
Types of pills that you will need (you will need)
And he knows the harm that we can (we can be)
If we’re not taken carefully (no, no, no, nooooo)
We’re not candy (believe us)
Even though we look so fine and dandy
When you’re sick we come in handy
But, we’re not candy (ooooh, no)
Any of you who are about my age from this area (NYC), might remember this little public service announcement commercial featuring 5 little spilled pills next to a tipped over bottle. It was my all time favorite. I recently reminisced about this commercial and the googled it. I could only find a downloadable audio for it. No video. If you know of or have a video of this, I WANT IT.
In any case, for your listening pleasure, you can download THE WE’RE NOT CANDY PSA audio file here.
Enjoy.

Ironically Busta Rhymes lifted some lyric from this for his hit Dangerous.
There’s an audio file! Yay! Thanks for posting!
Also, read the second item down on this page.
watch i love the 80s strikes back i forgot what year.. an earlier one
vh1 80’s strike back 1983-they played the commercial. i have since been trying to locate a copy of it or even a still from it but no luck so far.
I am so glad that vh1 played this commercial. I used to pee my pants every time this commercial came on. I still remember all the words.
vh1 has been reairing the 1983 special late nights on weekends. Take a gander Xander!
hey i saw that on I luv the 80s..83…if u find a video clip of it will you please e-mail it to me!! thanx!
Chris, Fellow PSA Lovers: THANK YOU immensely for posting this PSA! I just love this one! Thanks to VH1 for playing that on the 80′S Strikes Back 1983! I just giggle everytime its on! now I can giggle all the time!
Steven
You can contact the American Association of Poison Centers to find out how to locate a video copy of this PSA. It’s a good one, isn’t it!? I love that you put the song on here! These lyrics seem to be finding their way into quite a few band’s songs.
Here’s the organization’s site: http://www.aapcc.org
Happy 2004!
Enjoy Chris!
Hey everyone, set your VCR’s for February 4th. VH1 is re-airing this episode with our favorite little pills!!
I have an ORIGINAL tape that I recorded the commercial on from WPIX Channel 11 in the 80’s! If anyone is interested in a copy let me know.
wow! i originally saw this on MTV years ago on one of those MTV News breifs. I thought it was so strange/ironic. since i am from ohio i never saw this growing up but i want to pass it on and show it to people.
i guess there was a pending lawsuit on copyright violations, but i never found out what happened. thanks guys
The Luna Chicks also use this song
Holy crap, finally!! I have periodically searched for this little public service announcement on the web forever and this is the first mention I’ve seen of it. To this day I remembered every single word of the song, right down to the inflections.
I am now on a mission to catch 1983 on the 80’s strike back. Thank goodness this hasn’t faded into complete obscurity. I too had it taped on a VHS, but it tragically got copied over by a soap opera when my Sister forgot to remove the tape from the VCR.
Thanks so much for posting the link to the audio file and for the info!!
I can’t download this {{{sniffff}}}
i’m so glad i’m not the only one in love with this ad! my mom and i still sing it lo these many years later!!!
Oh My God! I’m so glad I found this! “Candy” was one of my favorite parts of Saturday morning cartoon time in the early 80’s when it would air just before Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse on NBC! This rocks! Thanks for the audio
thanks for the audio!
fyi, i managed to find a screen cap of the video (which i’ve just posted here. sadly, i still haven’t found a video.
p.s., i like your site.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cB7Gk4T1r9M&search=%22not%20candy%22
Jay — I would LOVE to have a copy of the original commercial. Can you please e-mail me at rollo9999@Hotmail.com?
Thank you!
hahaha! i remember the “controversy,” as covered by MTV News, when Busta Rhymes “remixed” it.
In case you need a newer link on youtube, here’s one:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xayd1c0wtOE