blog archive for January, 2004

photos from orbit1

Here’s the site of another great amateur photographer, John Perkinson. Maybe he isn’t an amateur. In fact, he is selling prints and stuff, so I am pretty sure he is a pro. In any case, he is awesome, and the site is really worth taking a look.

[via wit.]


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Hangover Rating System

Im sure you’ve all seen this and been through it….
One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You’re able to function  relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink  5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.
Two […]


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a couple new photos

I haven’t taken any new good pictures in a while, but I did dig up a few decent ones. Take a look.
Oh yeah… I have insomnia, bad. The time of this post is accurate. Tomorrow is going to suck. Monday is going to be even worse.


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iPod mini

Steve Jobs announced the iPod mini at the MacWorld conference keynote speech a couple hours ago. Small, 3.6oz, 4GB, 1000 songs, colored, and beautiful. At $250, I think it’s too pricey. I think they should have opted for a $179 2GB version or something like that, but Jobs is a genius, so we’ll see what […]


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in the news

Via Yahoo! News: Polish divers are being investigated for giving chanpagne to fish on New Years! I shit you not. In fact, investigation is over. Here’s the fucking picture. No offense to Witold, but it might actually be true, what they say about the Polish…

In another part of the world…monkeys still rule!!!! This chimpanzee performs […]


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the “real” michael jackson

The experts over at www.forartist.com took the time to do a professional “age Progression” of Michael Jackson based on a picture from his teeens prior to any plastic surgery. Age Progressions are the expert transformations of young pictures that are generally made to help find missing or wanted people years and years later. I have […]


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hello

I have become addicted, unfortunately, to techtv. My roomate TiFauxs a few shows every day. Mostly ScreenSavers and Call For Help. They are great shows for novices, and don;t have that much to offer for experienced users, but sometimes, once in a while, I see something worthwhile. Tonight, I saw a great new piece of […]


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who am I?

It’s not often that I feel bad about myself as a person. In general, I think I am pretty a good guy. But tonight, there’s something that is eating away at me…
It is 1:11am and I can’t tear myself away from MTV. Why? Because I fucking LOVE the Real World! I always have, but I […]


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unbelievable sidewalk art

This is seriously insane. You have to check out this amazing gallery of sidewalk art I have ever seen. It may be some of the best work ever. I can barely comprehend the math that goes into this. Trust me, go look now.

[via todd dominey via bouncychrissy via bennycool]
UPDATE: It appears that it might be […]


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donkey konga

For a few minutes I thought this was fake. It isn’t. It is just awesome. If you don’t think Donkey Konga is cool, you’re an assh*le. This has Jeff Rossi written all over it. Seriously.

[via todd dominey and ign]


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Dennis Miller on CNBC

I have written about the genius of Dennis Miller before. (and so has Mike) I think he’s brilliant, pragmatic and irreverent - probably my three favorite qualities wrapped into one guy. I am psyched to learn about his upcoming new primetime talk show on CNBC.
The Joke Is on Liberals, Says Dennis Miller, Host of His […]


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Microsoft sues 17 year old

In my absolute favorite piece in the news today (narrowly beating out Howard Dean’s psychotic Hulk rage in Iowa [mp3 sound file]), Microsoft has decided to sue 17 year old, Candian web designer, Mike Rowe. This is NOT a joke. Mike registered, built and maintains MikeRoweSoft.com, his personal and professional portfolio site. I think its […]


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Howard Dean Wigs Out

Howard Dean went totally fucking nuts last night[mp3], hulked out, and I think ruined his chances at the Democratic nomination. You have to download and listen to this if you didn’t see it. If I find a link to video footage, I’ll post it. So good.
(UPDATED: I fixed the link to original audio above…)


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Winston Churchill’s 104 year old parrot

Winston Churchill’s 104 year old parrot, Charlie, is still alive and still cursing the Nazi’s, though not as much as before. There’s some good coverage in the Mirror and on Reuters.
Seriously, a 104 year old parrot is VERY old. Fucking Nazi’s.


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Tea Bag

A tribute Mr. DiClerico himself. Pretty goddamn funny.
Warning: This might offend some parties, so don’t look if you don’t like filth.


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Penguin Game

I dont know why, but i find this game amusing.


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jp2 got served

I have said it before, and I’ll say it again. Sometime the news is WAY better than fiction. Pope John Paul II was recently treated to a breakdancing demonstration from his throne is the Vatican. Take a look at these AP pictures. It looks like He Got Served…


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how was she?

We’ve all seen RateMyRack.com, and we all know a girl or two who deserve to be in the top ten. You all know who I’m talking about…
But, the latest and greatest addition to the “disrespectingwomen.com” suite of websites is clearly howwasshe.com, where men can go to upload a picture of their latest conquest and rate […]


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funny bunny

Hillarious bunny t-shirts and stickers from Blackjack Inc. They made me laugh. My favorite one is below. “You made me throw up a little bit…”

[Thanks to Lori for sending this along…]


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genetic engineering

Here’s some amazing but not-funny news. Yahoo! is running this story about a Danish company that has genetically modified a flower that can detect landmines. The “weed has been coded to change color when its roots come in contact with nitrogen-dioxide (NO2) evaporating from explosives buried in soil”. Amazing…
[via Slashdot.]


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law & order

Brandon Bird created a Law & Order coloring book, and it is AWESOME. Even Conan loves it!

[thanks Christa.]


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shamoo

This is the saddest, funniest, most disgusting thing I’ve seen in a while.


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Terry Tate is Back!

For those of you who don’t know who Terry Tate is, Reebok put together a brilliant ad campaign that words cannot begin to describe. You must see it for yourself. Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. I think the first time I saw his commercials, I laughed so hard a combination of beer […]


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