blog archive for February, 2004

Janet Jacksons SuperBoob

Justin Timberlake “accidentally” tore off Janet Jackson’s breast plate bra last night at the end of their Superbowl Halftime performance. There is debate about whether or not it was planned, but in either case, the NFL has said that MTV will never get to produce another halftime show. All the photos that I have seen […]


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shards o’ glass

Some of you may have seen the best anti-smoking ad ever last night during the SuperBowl. It was an awesome ad for a company that makes frozen ice pops filled with broken glass, called Shards o’ Glass. It’s pretty awesome what they did - they ran the commercial, set up an official website, and even […]


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stephanie

You might know her from work, or play, or the New York nightlife and restaurant scene… but you probably know her from her pixel person:

No matter how you know, or don’t know her, Stephanie is the person I know who most needed to start a weblog. She is a designer, awesome writer, and a photographer, […]


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sick flash page flipping

Look at the link below, Flash 7 required, and notice that the FLA source code is available. It’s incredible. This is the best page flipping mechanism I’ve ever seen.
Quasimondo - Mario Klingemann’s Flash Blog: Page Flip: The Final Word


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margot knight

Margot Knight’s photography is absolutely amazing. You have to go take a look. I laughed out loud, and to be quite honest, I got a little freaked out as well.

[via Wit.]


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best flash game ever!!

HazyNirvana has the best, most addictive, old-school flash game ever. Turn up the volume and go play this awesome fantasy game, Quest for the Crown… You wont be disappointed.

[thanks Majer.]


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conjunction junction

“As your body grows bigger
Your mind grows flowered
It’s great to learn
‘Cause knowledge is power!”
This ring any bells? Well, if you were born anywhere in the early to mid-seventies you could have not missed these amazing cartoons that educated a generation on grammar, math, history, science and government. Here was a point in my life where […]


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love and hate mail

I LOVE when I get hate mail. I got this this morning, from yousuckyoustupidprick @ thisemailisntreal.com:
“Your pixel art is at best mediocre. Your photos resemble poorly lit vacation slides taken with a throw away camera by a depressed soccer mom in her 40s. Your not funny, interesting, or in any way intelligent. I hope your […]


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my kind of valentine

“I have 27 ways to say I hope you get mono.” and “money can’t buy you love, but love can’t buy you cargo pants.” and “You are the styrofoam peanuts to the poorly-packaged cardboard box of my soul.”
Happy Valentine’s Day from youyesyou.net. Its awesome.


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me as ASCII text

Photo of me converted to ASCII text.


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software worth looking at

This week I discovered a handful of innovative new softwares that are really worth taking a look at. Some are really new. Some are new to me. Some are desktop applications, and some are great web-based tools. Let me run it all down for you:
Gush might be the most amazing piece of software written in […]


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crazy mom

Sometimes I call my my mom crazy. Sometimes I call her crazy to her face. It all ends today. This kid’s mom is really fucking nuts, but thank God it’s the funniest shit I have ever seen so we all can benefit from her in some small way.
Go read about the eBay addicted pack-rat, nut […]


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“careful. poop on there.”

Maybe the best craiglist post ever: Careful! Poop on there! I can’t stop laughing.


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Woman marries dead boyfriend

When I was single, I used to wonder how I could ever find a person who would put up with my crap, not argue and never cheat on me. This is not the answer.


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From keg parties to the grave

Something about the almost spring-like winds this week reminded me of high school keg parties in the various parks of Queens. Outside with your friends, drinking bad swill in red solo cups, talking about what you are going to do with you life . This caused me to ponder what if the 17 year old […]


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Timberlake in the news AGAIN!

Timberlake “Inadvertently” Exposes Piggy’s nipple at Awards Ceremony
1 hour, 8 minutes ago
By Kermit T. Frog
New York (Reuters) - Executives at MTV scrambled again today to make up more excuses for pop sensation Justin Timberlake’s uncontrollable urges to expose the breasts of female co-performers. During Tuesday night’s performance at this year’s Hammy Awards ceremony at […]


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she bangs!

I know I’m a little late on this thing. Many, many other people have posted this, but I felt like I couldn’t ignore the funniest performance in the history of American Idol any longer. Turn up the volume for this one.
She Bangs! She Bangs!
UPDATE: It looks like the real William Hung fans are all over […]


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pc spyware and virus shizzat

I have been having Powerbook problems for months. Luckily (or unluckily) I also have an older IBM T23 laptop that has been taking its place while I plan my trade-in strategy. That’s a whole other story. In any case, because I am now working in XP ALL THE TIME, the plague of PC Internet access […]


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powerbook trade-in

So, I have said repeatedly that I am having a lot of trouble with my original 400mhz Titanium Powerbook. I loved that computer. I was one of the first kids on the block to get one. They were all envious. It was slick. Now, it has no more rubber feet. The battery doesn’t last the […]


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Peanuts Hey Ya!

There has been a lot of publicity and controversy around this stupid thing. United Media forced the creators and all mirros to take the video down. They threatened law suits even though it is my understanding that this kind of thing is protected as parody. I saw it once on the original site but then […]


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Onimusha 3

Check out this AWESOME preview for Onimusha 3, the third installment in an awesome series of fantasy samurai games for Playstation. The games are pretty great, but this full motion video sequence is unbelievable.
[via Witold.]


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nuts

It’s a little like these guys made this product specifically for me. It’s a little scary. This company sells latex balls (testicles and scrotum) that you can dangle from the back of your “car, truck, or motorcycle.” Please go see nutsfortrucks.com and buy me a set. (I prefer the flesh color.)


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creatures in my head

Creatures in my head is an awesome site from a guy with an awesome imagination. I just go into one of the drawings and start clicking “random”. Some of the stuff is so cute I can’t stand it. Some of the stuff is so funny I can’t stop laughing. This is really worth a look. […]


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shitty irony

I have recently gotten drunk and told some funny stories to Stephanie. She made me promise to write them down, to be honest, and to let go. So all week long, this past week, I have been trying to think of the best way to tell the tale of how I shit my pants on […]


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sonogram

It was the winter of 2001. Three months after the September 11th attacks. One month after my layoff from my job at a fallen dot.com services company. The one that made me a millionaire on paper for 15 minutes and eventually caused me to lose almost $20k of my own money. A few months, I […]


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