lord of the oscar
I never really get into the Oscar events. It’s the same shit every year. The show is boring, self-indulgent, way too long, and way too pretentious. Billy Crystal totally sucks as a host and a comedian. Tonight’s intro movie was lousy, usually it’s the best part of the show. The only part of the thing that made me even crack a smile was the site of Crystal’s bitch-tits. The Best Picture medley song was painfully shitty.
I was disappointed the Ken Watanabe lost to Tim “the liberal dick” Robbins. I was amazed at the musical performances. Annie Lennox was amazing, and that song truly deserved that Oscar.
The only reason I even turned the show on tonight was to watch Peter Jackson and team sweep the awards. As predicted, they cleaned house. 11 out of 11 awards! Tying Titanic and Ben-Hur for the most awards ever. There are nerds jumping up and down all around the world tonight. Let them celebrate tonight. Tomorrow I will kick their asses.
Congratulations nerds! Watch your backs.
Is there a reason Steve Martin isn’t hosting every year? Cause Billy Crystal proves that he should.
Thank God for Jack Black and Will Ferrel’s performance which was hysterical. It is so true, they take their sweet as time getting to the stage and when they’re finally there they thank half the world. F Billy Crystal! City Slicker dick!