email of the week…
…from somebody named April. She sent this through the form email. She did not provide an email address for me to get back to her. So, I will return her email right here.
from April:
” I have a friend who could be ozzies twin. He doesnt go to concerts. Hes had a couple really bad experiences having been mistaken for ozzie. I finally got him to agree to go to an ozzie concert if he were backstage, protected. Im sure ozzie will want to meet this guy. I have pics that I could send to ozzies management if I knew where to send it. Would you know of any way to contact someone. Please let me know if u have any suggestions”
Dear April,
I don’t know Ozzie Ozbourne. I watch his show on MTV sometimes. I like it very much. I love when they curse and bleep it. I don’t have a way to contact his management (his wife Sharon) or any members of his family. I appreciate your interest in my website, and thanks for writing. Maybe you could send me some of the pictures of your look-a-like friend so I can post them… That would be great. Or, we would all love to hear some of the wacky adventures your friend has had at concerts.
Oh yeah, one other thing… the next time your write, it would be awesome if you made any sense at all. I seriously don’t know where you got the idea that I might be able to get you in touch with Ozzie Ozbourne, but it makes you sound crazy for even asking. Have you ever read ANYTHING that was written here? Whoever told you in grammar school that there was no such thing as a stupid question was totally wrong. Your question, about Ozzie, stupid. I am pretty sure Ozzie and his management won’t care too much about your friend. Sorry.
best wishes,
~chris
p.s. You should still send me those picts though.
Dude, that was a fucking awesome reply. Man, that was a good laugh!
…trying to stifle laughter at work… i’m dying
By the way - it’s spelled “Ozzy”
Guess who had “Speak & Spell” as a child..?
Yeah - I had the Black Sabbath Speak & Spell…
“T - as in Tony Iomi”
“G - as in Geezer Butler”
You’re all going straight to hell.