blog archive for June, 2004

FLA

I am getting dressed right now.I haven’t slept yet tonight. I took off from work today, just to get ready. In a few hours I will leave for the sickest trip I have ever embarked upon. A 4 day wedding in Key West. My good friends Heath and Cynthia are getting married. But somehow, I […]


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aftermath

I got home from Florida tonight. The week/end was fantastic. Literally, a perfect vacation. Beautiful wedding. Much drinking, swimming, sunning, etc. was had by all. It was great. Special thanks and congratulations to Heath and Cynthia for getting married and for letting me be a part of it. Special apology to them both for almost […]


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breakdancing transformers

This animation is too good. It combines two of my favorite things from the eighties: Transformers, and breakdancing. Then it , adds a great track, and excellent animation. This is like the new Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. Two great tastes that taste great together.
Go check out this Transformers video.

[via gizmodo.]


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aftermath aftermath

Finally broke down and went to the emergency room today. Hospitals are not my favorite places, but thank god, this one went really fast and everything worked out OK. Basically they told me that any brain damage, internal bleeding, or swelling would show symptoms in the first 24 hours. Since it has been almost 48 […]


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she’s lump! she’s on my head.

I am watching my TiVoed version of the MTV Movie Awards right now. Unusually, it sucks this year, even though the 3D award intros are awesome. I am bored, so here is a pic from yesterday and today of my head. I had to take off work today because I felt like such shit […]


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best comment EVER!

I love to post great emails and comments I get from strangers. This afternoon’s comment will be worn as a badge of honor for weeks to come. Tara, of www.tarapfeifer.com, wrote this today:
“I don’t even know you, but I did a search for “hammered at the wedding” and your blog came up. And I […]


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kaboom!

If you had the Atari 2600, you’ll remember one of the best games ever: Kaboom! It was one of the greatest games that used the rotating paddle controller. Well, somebody reprogrammed it perfectly in Flash so you can play it forever, right here: Play Kaboom! now!

[via milkandcookies.]


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trunkmonkey

I have never been able to find a version of this video online. It may be the best commercial ever. The original Trunkmonkey made me pee my pants. Well, when I found this version, I also accidentally found 3 additional commercials in this series for Suburban Auto Group.

[via milkandcookies.]


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head healing

In case you all were wondering, my healing powers that re-grew the end of my index finger have been working wonders on my head. 1 week and 4 days from the moment of impact, I am almost completely back to normal. Swelling’s down. Discoloration is faded. Children have stopped staring. This is after the doctor […]


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catchin up

Been a busy week. I have been collecting cool links and things to talk about, but I haven’t had any time to post. Well here goes. Sorry in advance…


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kickflopflyin

Craig Robinson over at FlipFlopFlyin has redesigned his site, posted more minipops (we haven’t seen those in a while), and created some great pixel trading cards of European soccer players (futbol). Minipops were some of the original inspiration for my pixel people. I LOVE this guy’s work. He even has a poster of all the […]


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joystiq

Joystiq is a great new blog dedicated to new and reviews of video games. I really like it.


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sweet clock designs

WristFashion has a collection of incredible clocks. This time table has electroluminescent film over the top so it can display the digits. It’s genius. This site also has a bunch of other great clocks like one called Dali Clock that flows off the table like a Salvador Dali painting.

[via boingboing.]


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ghost in the shell 2: innocence

The new Ghost in the Shell movie should be out in theatres here in the States at the end of the summer. The original is probably the greatest anime movie of all time. It’s my favorite, at least. The official website is live. It’s a also confusing. Whatever. I’m just psyched for the movie.

[via slashdot.]


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aqua teen hunger force

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the funniest fucking show on television. I started smoking pot again because of it. It’s on Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, late at night. Find it. Watch it. Smoke it. Laugh your ass off.


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german muscle kid

NY Times had an article yesterday about this kid in Germany who was born 4 years ago with bulging, overdeveloped muscles. “His muscles looked nothing like the soft baby muscles of the other infants in the nursery. They were bulging and well defined, especially in his thighs and upper arms.” Sweet. A mutant. Chronicle Telegraph […]


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drunk walk

Awesomely simple, addictive, funny flash game. Just use your mouse to keep the drunk guy on his feet. Simple. Brilliant. Play HomeRun.

[via kottke.]


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debbie downer cracks up

Rachel Dratch cracking up on Saturday Night Live playing Debbie Downer is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on SNL in years. I was literally just crying from this video. It’s pretty big, but be patient. It is worth every second. This is from the episode that Lindsay Lohan hosted a couple of […]


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boo-hoo-hoobs

Sparked by my increasing curiosity about Lindsay Lohans boobs and her participation on Saturday night live, I did a little search. I found a link on Awful Plastic Surgery (best site ever) and found this microscopic analysis and proof of their fakeness.
Then, somehow, I forget why, I found this awesome flash video analysis of […]


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alice in wunderland

You must see this brilliantly flash animated version of a brilliantly illustrated popup book of Alice in Wonderland by the illustrator/animator of Olive the other Reindeer.(dvd and book) It is soooo nice.

[via boingboing.]


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Ben Wilson’s flatpack chair

Ben Wilson’s new flatpack chair design is awesome. Many others wrote about it last week, so I am late to the show. But most of you probably have not seen this yet.
Ben is an industrial and furniture designer. This chair is routed out of a single 4′x8′ sheet of birch-faced plywood. The chair is […]


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why do people have to fight?

I don’t know. What I do know is that it is fucking funny as hell when knife-fighting midgets with violent reputations sing about it on the Tonight Show. That’s right, Herve Villechaize (Tattoo) sings his little heart out in this hilarious clip form the tonight show. This is really a must-see.

[via whatdoiknow.]


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iVibe

Boingboing has a great little post about a new Internet controlled, fully scriptable, revolutionary vibrator called the iVibe. That’s right. Your internet partner and you can chat, and video each other, while controlling each other’s vibrators over the internet! Sounds to me like this product may be the beginning of the end of the universe […]


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chinese, japanese, dirty knees…

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. If you believe you can tell the difference between asian people, you are a racist because you are stereotyping all Japanese people or Chinese people or Korean people. If you believe you can’t tell the difference, then you’re a racist because you think they all look the […]


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inhuman beatbox (+)

This video is incredible. The best human beatboxing I have ever seen. Seriously. It’s hard to believe. Somebody should sign this guy to a record deal, like tonight. Eminem, are you listening?
While you’re at it, you might as well watch this kid pass out during a spelling bee and then wake up and finish the […]


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test yourself

Gay or not gay? Take this very quick test. If you think she’s NOT hot - you must be gay!

[via kontraband.]


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badass movie images

Sweet, sweet high and medium rez images from old and current movies at badassmovieimages.com. There aren’t tons of images, but most of what they selected is pretty great. This is going to occupy my desktop wallpaper for months!
Look at this masterpiece from Shogun Assassin.

[via bryan.]


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flamethrowing 101

When I read stuff like this, I like to sit back and imagine the news reports when this kid blows himself up. Of course, it took some smarts and some skills to put this DIY flamethrower together. Sure, I give him credit for that. But if this isn’t a 4 alarm fire/3rd degree burns story […]


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