Dental Associates plus
I was just surfing around on my powerbook on my livingroom floor, which is my normal surfing position, with the TV on. I just saw (heard) a commercial starring a crappily produced animated tooth. He discusses this dental group’s facilities and services. Of course I didn’t look up. After a few times saying it, my brain clicked over and I finally heard it: “Breast and Dental Associates”. Without looking up, I listened more carefully. Same thing. I thought, “Hmmm, that’s a bizarre combination.” What do breasts and teeth have in common? (Other than the obvious…) Really nothing. The facilities are different. The X-ray equipment is different. The doctors are different. No sense. So I looked up.
I don’t think the fine folks over at Brestin Dental Associates ever thought of how silly their name is. Now they know.
What’s amazing about this place is that their bleaching techniques are not only guaranteed to get your teeth whiter, but they’ll actually magically straighten your fucked up right maxillary centrals!
Magical Bleaching!