i hate cats
I really hate cats. I am a dog guy for sure, but I am not indifferent about cats. I hate them. One time, while back, Mike posted a video about funny cat shit. Even though I hate them, I can admit, they are sometimes funny, or sometimes cute. Especially when squeezed into bottles.
Well, this guy Dwight has a website called, Dwight’s Amazing Cat Collection!, filled with funny picts he’s collected over the years. It’s hard to pick a favorite. Impossible actually. Here are two of mine, but you’ve really got to see all of these.
I am gay.
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if you hate cats i feel sory for you.i will pray for you.
Thanks Joe. I can use the prayers. Ask god about my alcohol abuse while you’re at it. Thanks.
I hate cats too! My boyfriend has a cat & it’s over 20 lbs & sleeps with him. SICK!! And he takes a crap every morning with the cat on his lap! REALLY SICK!!! Why? Why does he love his cat so much. They are hairy, lazy, and gross! I can’t stand to go over to his place cause he talks to the cat like a baby? HELP ME??
Joe:
That’s really a lame response. Why does Chris need your prayers because he doesn’t like cats? You’re a man after all aren’t you? If you’re so into cats that you can’t understand why someone might have a differing opinion than you, you must be one of those typical male cat lovers (ie no girlfriend, no friends, loser job and all that crap). I’m not sure what religion you are, but I can’t think of any where disliking an animal, especially something as vile and annoying as a cat is a sin. I actually don’t hate them but I definitely find them annoying. But then again, if it weren’t for cats, we wouldn’t be able to safely test hair spray and cosmetics so I guess they do have a practical purpose. I had two of my birds killed by a siamese when I was a kid and I think birds are cool and only add value to the world. Cats on the other hand, from those stupid little things that people abandon at dumpsters to sh1t like Lions and Tigers (you know, those things that eat Humans and particularly Christians and mountain lions. It pisses me off that we actually waste valuable resources saving and housing cats at animal shelters when those resources could be used saving dogs and other animals that are cool
gee Bill
a collegue asked me “why do you love cats - lazy egoistic creatures” ? i answerd - why, I AM lazy and egoistic, how could not I love them ? And the dogs suck - since they STINK. invalid creatures - can’t even shit and piss without you escorting them.
they can be funny, too. you never see cat jumping for candy - they leave this humilation for their stinky barking competitors.
male cat lover - great job, nice wife, cool car. yes, and friends for abuse alcohol with:)
I hate cats too…this a annoyimg cat at my girlfriends always lies on the pillow and then , their like…”oh leave him”… i’d rather boot the bugger off! thier selfish, lazy pets…they on come to you when they want food and they lick their own shit off their arse! Wish they could just leave in a garrage or in a mine! good riddens!
i hate cats so much that i just wish that the u.s. would kill every single one of them due to their over population, everywhere ya go ya see stupid cats, heres a big reason to hate cats, they have no discipline, nor are ya supposed to discipline them cause their stupid , unlike dogs, cats cant learn sh1t, dogs atleast can learn not to scratch and bite things, while cats are so frikken stuck up that they will scratch and claw stuff weather or not you tell em no, i hate cats so much that whenever i see a cat i either try to stomp on it with my boots or try to run it out in the street so it will get nailed by cars.
Most cats are smart.In fact so smart I was able to teach my cat Angel to sit come here and high five in ten minutes.Clicker training really does work.He even likes to play ball,and runs around like a nut.He’s not fat or lazy.He even follows me from room to room.My other cat Lacy sitts with my husband Adam all of the time.She never even asks for food.We always just give it to them so they never ask.
cats are nice to have!Dogs are nice to ,but cats are easier to take care of.
Cats are disgusting animals.
Cats are disgusting animals. Why? Toxoplasmosis. Look it up all you cat lovers. You’re responsible for spreading disease.
Cats are disgusting animals. Why? Toxoplasmosis. Look it up all you cat lovers. You’re responsible for spreading disease.
A lot of different animals can cause diseases not just cats.In fact dogs can too.I”m not saying your wrong,however keep in mind all kinds of animals can cause diseases too.(rabies)However taking proper precaution by wearing gloves and washing hands after dealing with any fecal matter should help a lot.Also pregnent women should never change litter.This is very important.If need be get someone else to do it if you are pregnent.No matter what Dog or cat bird of whatever you have always after touching animals or dealing with fecal matter wash hands.Especially if it is an animal you’ve never seen before.
By the way I looked up toxoplasmosis like you suggested and the cdc said what I was saying to you before.Take precautions by wearing gloves,never feed cats raw meat,wash hands after changing litter box,never leave cats outside to roam freely,and pregnent women should not change litter and have someone else do it,If she needs to and has no one else she should do the following…Wear gloves,put on face mask,and wash hands well.Also never let cats hunt pray and always maintain and clean litter box every day!
I hope all cats burn in hell. Useless, selfish, evil creatures. I have more respect for a person who has a pet squirrl. Cats owners are almost all nuts, and letting your cat out to roam the neighborhood is the dumbest thing you can do. My dogs, thank god, hate cats and are very good at catching them. Boiled, burned, fryed or hit by a car, the only good cat is a dead on. Also this issue that cats are so much smarter and dogs only respond to food is BULLSHIT. Most cats cant even learn their name let alone anything else. A dog can learn not just tricks, but real jobs that humans have relied on for centuries. Dogs will protect and love you untill you last, a cat will piss on you while you have a stroke and piss on you again because you arent alive to feed it. Do the world a favor, if you have alley cats roaming your street catch them, kill them and repeat.
Like I said before.I like dogs too,however cats are nice to have also.Now come on you wouldn’t really burn a cat would you?They do have feelings(most of them)and just like us some are good some are bad.Dogs also some are good some are bad.Sometimes there are nasty dogs too that hurt people and sometimes there are nasty cats that hurt people.It all depends on the people bringing up the animal(s)if your nasty to the animal it too will be nasty back.Also cats do serve a purpose.They help sick and dying children and old people in the hospital to get better with therapy.Dogs and horses have been known to do it too.Also other animals.So cats are great if your a cat lover,but not so great if like you they hate cats.I understand ,but you need to calm down not everyone wants all cats to die.
No, I believe every word I said. I dont’t care if little Billy with Cancer feels better with them or not. I rode horses as a child, not a very smart animal, but beautiful and powerful. Yes some dogs do suck, little cat like ones that people treat and give cat name to. But, and I have done some volunteer work with dogs, often the most abused dog by man’s hand can learn to trust and love again. With cats for get it. Once it hates men, kids, black people, or anything else it hates it for life. Evil, cruel hateful animals! I have said to friends of mine who are animal nuts that although I am indifferent to them, I would stop immediatly anyone hurting a bird ro squirrl, hell even a Racoon. But if you want to abuse, hurt, mame, torture or destroy any domestic house or street cat, shit I will help you out and think of great new things we can do to it. It is sad to because Tigers, Lions, Leopards and other BIG CATS are some of the coolest most interesting animals in the wild. It is a shame that their smaller neighborhood brethern are the exact opposite. Death to all cats!!!
Can’t agree more with Cat Hater #1. Cats are horrible, flat out. I can’t stand cat owners because their cat is always the cutest smartes and best they ever met. Here is some info, NO ITS NOT! I think the thing I hate most about them is the myth that they are soooooooo smart, or at least smarter thand dogs. No way! You can tell a dog NO and it will listen perhaps try it a couple more times but once it knows that it pisses you off, the dog will stop whatever it is they are doing. Cats on the other hand will do the same thing over and over and over and over despite your attempts to stop them. They don’t care about you and unlilke dogs who find thier place in your pack and look to you for love, safty and leadership, a cat thinks it is allowing you to be their. Cats can’t learn anything productive, you can’t even walk one. And just because they are good at hunting doesn’t make them intelligant, that is instictive. I hate these anmimals and the happiest day of my life was when my girlfriends cat finally died, the stupid bastard. I love people who say I hate cats because I’m afraid of them, I don’t think so. I have no problemm shoving them, kicking them, stepping on their tail or freaking them out in anyway I can, if anything cats need a more healthy fear of people. Cat Hater #1 your are the man, do you need a #2?
OK I accept that you hate cats. There’s nothing wrong with having your own opinion about things. I mean I hate football even though it’s the # one sport out there, but I would never hurt anyone that watches it. It just doesn’t make sense why you’d actually want to torture cats just for no apparent reason. Hell I don’t even care if you kill a cat, but to torture it is wrong. How would you like if someone would torture you?
Now come on….Would you really torture a cat? I don’t care if you hate cats or dogs (for that matter),but would you really hurt or torture one? I want to know. Cause hurting any animal hurts me .(It makes me feel bad for that animal)
ps and yes you can train cats it’s called clicker training positive re enforcement works too with all animals.
You can to walk a cat.I have a harness and leash made just for my cats.They are scared at first and then they love it.Oh and another thing.To get a cat to listen use possitve re enforcement.Also… double sidded sticky tape to keep cats off things,spray bottles,and a jar of pennies is effective to use when cats are”being bad”.Yelling most of the time it does not work.Not even for dogs.Most of the time just one squirt of water in the butt usually does the trick.And you only need to do it once.
As I said I mean every word. If you want your cat to be safe from the world then keep the thing INSIDE. This crap that “its mean to leave it inside all day and night” is bull. I don’t let my dogs roam around free 24/7 because guess what, it is illegal. In San Jose there is a great law, any animal with 4 legs must be on a leash outside, including cats. Keep it away from me, my car my property. You can own a cat if you want to but be responsible and keep it inside or else the cold hand of fate will set in.
Of course.Always.They are both indoor only cats.I don’t want to harm them from people ,oter cats ,rabies,and other things cats and dogs can hurt.
Take care of your dog(s).Bye for right now.
Holly
Last night was wondeful. My dogs were on the cat hunt and success again. They fear my big dog but they seem to be curious about the little one, so I let him go in as the decoy that out comes the WMD from behind the bush or car. There are few sounds as great as a cat getting its ass kicked. Cats put up a challenge and are quick, but my little dog is very fast and my big one is very very strong and hates cats as much if not more than me. She loves all people, most dogs, hell she even likes squirrls, but the hate for the cat is strong in this one. It was beautiful.
I used to like cats, I even had two of them, they were fun to play with as kittins and were very friendly. Then they grew up to be complete assholes who felt that they not only owned my apartment but barley tolerated me being there as well. Despite being fixed and well socialized they pissed on everythig ruining many shirts, pants and a bed. I read every book on cat training I could find, went to two vets and a cat behavioral expert. I spent a small fortune on those bastards untill finally I had it. They had to go. To be very honest not a day goes by that I miss them, I don’t know or care where there are now or if they are even amoungst the living and since then I have gotten a dog and realized how much happier, smarter and people oriented dogs are compared to cats. As kittens then really were great, but like others have said cats are selfish and at least mine were very hateful. Dogs aren’t called mans best friend for nothing, I only wish I had known this before I did so much for those cats.
All you people who hate cats can go f**k yourself. The only reason why you don’t like cats is because there better than dogs and you know it!You just don’t want to admit it!If you torture cats for no apparent reason then you’re SICK!I hate dogs but I don’t torture them.Holly, I bet you are a stupid loser that has no friends. Same with all the people who commented.What is the point of this stupid web page? Did you get bored of your pathetic lives?Oh and Chris, you’re a loser and I hope you die!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually Lauren I love cats just like you, but I also like dogs too. I do have friends in fact I “m married have two cats and lots of friends a sister Pam who comes over to drink every once in a while. I love my husband Adam and cats Angel and Lacy lot, but it takes a lot out of you. My husband and I have been married two years we both have full time jobs and two cats. No kids yet, but maybe in the future. Not any time soon I “m only 25 years old. Why do you feel I’m a loser? By the way Sam maybe your two cats had a urinary track infection or they where not fixed.Useually cats with those problems do pee all over.
First to the person who said that the people here are losers, that is debatable, but guess what honey, include your ass in club loser becasue you posted some shit and took the time too look around. So fuck you. And although Holly and I diagree on cats, and good god I pray I get yours one day, I don’t think she is a loser, a weirdo for likeing cats maybe, but a loser is not cool And I think I’ve been clear on why I hate cats, but since you seem to be a vile little twat like all cats I;m sure you work well together. Since you seemed to pick on Holly WHO IS ON YOUR SIDE, I imgine you are a hard up cold woman and the only pussy gettting any action is your god forsaken cat. As for Chris, I never met the man and don’t want to, but he has given me a place to vent with others about how I hate cats. So piss off.
Oh and Hollly, Sam notes that he took the bastards to the and they were fixed. They were just doing their natural cat thing, screw up all your stuff and seeing you as nothing.
Thank you cat hater # 1 for saying I”m not a loser.Even though I disadgree with you on the cat thing everyone is entitled to there own opionion.That’s freedom of speech .Yes sometimes actually sometimes I am weird at time even my husband Adam will tell you that.
First of all you faggs, I’m 14 years old and I don’t need your whole fucking life story.Especially you Holly. I really hate HATE you cat hater#1!!!!I bet you are a stupid ass Mexican or Italian. Courtney I think you must be a lesbian. And Russel and James are probably cross dressers. From the sound of it, Cat Hater sounds gay.The only reason why I’m in this fucking website is because I wanted to see how many losers hate cats. Cats are so much better than dogs. I’m still sticking to what I said before about Chris. I hope him and All of you suffer and die!!!!Seriously!!!!!
Well with any luck your father or uncle will molest and kill you or I see an unplanned pregnancy or abortion in your future. And although I am not gay I or italien or mexican, cleary you are a stupid trashy little bitch. It gives me pleasure knowing you hate me because I loathe you and your cat. People are fully allowed to hate cats and if you want to love them, go somewhere that discuss that. God I hope you come from a lower income family, there is no greater tragedy or waste of DNA then a child who is both stupid and poor. Poor is exceptable, but mixed with sheer stupidity which you unfortuatly have, you are doomed to fail. Good luck with the SAT if you ever make it. I love dogs, and am not going to waste my time defending them or explaing why they are smarter and cooler than cats. Again I think you are trash and with any luck you will be run over with your cat. If you are lucky you will marry a man who beats you and your cat, at 15 you po dunk skank.
For your information, I live in one of the richest towns in Massachusettes. I can tell you’re hiding being gay. Dogs are the dummest animals in the planet.I bet your parents never hugged you and the’re divorced. You most likely have no friends and spend your time watching porne on the internet! Face it, you are a fucking loser!!!! I get straight A’s , how about you motherfucker???And by the way, I will pray that your trailor gets burned down and you suffer and die from smallpox!!!!!!!NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!!!
Sorry guys. You all can’t be civil, so I am closing this post. It will no longer accept comments because you people get so out of control. There is no need for threats and death wishes. You ruined it for yourselves. If you can’t control yourself, please don’t come back. I can and will ban you entirely.