It’s real late, and I just saw a commercial for some Hillshire Farms all-beef cocktail wieners. I thought that cocktail wieners might be the dirtiest sounding food in the world. That is until somebody comes along and markets Dil-Donuts as I have been suggesting for years. I actually have a packet of Cock Flavored Soup […]
Just in case you care, I did survive the Halloween Debacle III, but just barely. I feel like crap. I was hung-over all day and night. Now I am pretty much sick, and feel like garbage. There will be no work for me tomorrow.
For those of you who came, thank you, again, for making the […]
I am pretty psyched that BoingBoing, Hack-A-Day, and Engadget all picked up on my Altoids iPod Battery pack “hack” and now I have tons of traffic. If things are slowed down a little bit I appologize.
Many commenters have had many great suggestions so far, and I plan on making some changes to make the […]
I uploaded and organized a bunch of photos from the Halloween party on Saturday. I finally set up and have used my Flickr account. It is really friggin sweet. I think I am going to stop using my internal Photo blog from now on. Flickr is that good. Check these out and let me know […]
I am too tired. I can’t last any longer. It looks as if Bush will win the election. Ohio will be the state we fight about this time, but it doesn’t sound like there are not going to be the same legal issues as 2000. Even though the networks called Ohio for Bush already, I […]
This is a brilliant little animation by Christopher Cordingley. No dialog, just a little touch of brilliance. Enjoy After You.
[via screenhead.]
America is not red or blue as many of you seem to think. It is clearly, obviously, just shades of purple. Not right, not loft, all in the middle, with a twist of red or a twist of blue. This is really eye-opening, and a brilliant act of visualization and programming.
Enjoy this election map, in […]
I went ot see The Incredibles last night. It WAS Incredible. It was The X-men..Iron Giant and Star Wars combined into one movie. The animation was sick. Please go see this movie. Pixar has done it again. Cant wait for “Cars” to come out next year.
UPDATE (by Chris, 11/6/04): The Cars trailer is […]
P Diddy had a huge royal birthday party last week. I appologize in advance for not jumping on this story the day it happened, but I was really busy with work.
Tara Reid stopped by with her usual one-eye-closed-from-alcohol-abuse look and posed for the cameras on the red carpet. Her newly augmented and freshly scarred breast […]
A South African rat named, Rottie, was raised since his little pink infancy by a pair of lovebirds in their cage. Now he thinks he’s a bird. His “parents” know which food he likes best, and beak-to-ratmouth feed him, he perches, and talks. No, well, he doesn’t talk, but it’s pretty weird anyway. Now he’s […]
Not to be outdone by Tara’s post-surgery nipple slip, Paris Hilton, uber-slut, revealed her bare cooch on the runway or somehwere, who cares, the other day. Why would you bother with underwear?
These two couldn’t be more fun, could they? Porn videos, breast augmentation, no underwear, shaved vaginas, drunken debauchery… God I love them so much.
Sorry […]
Wanna watch a howlie haole(white guy) take a sick beating from an angry Hawaiian local surfer? Of course you do, bra’.
UPDATED: Download Hawaiian_Beatdown.WMV directly from me.
[many mahalo’s to Rob (and tenunda for correcting my hawaiian accent bra’).]
Delicious Library for OS X is now available for purchase ($40) and demo download. I wrote about this software before, and it is incredible. I don’t have an iSight camera to test out the best feature yet, but you can rest assured that I’ll be ording one this week. (Unless somebody has reliable information that […]
I was relatively happy with the election turnout, which is not a popular opinion here in NYC. I catch a lot of heat over my political opinions, but there are some downright funny anti-bush sentiments that I simply must share.
First of all, people really so jump on domain names before I even think of something […]
It’s true. It’s real. Yasser Arafat is dead. Finally. It’s a shame that the Israelis were never able to do it more violently, but I am glad he’s finally done. Maybe now there is a small sliver of hope for peace in that region.
I did a pixel person of Arafat one time… Part of the […]
Here’s a cute little piece of software for you mac people to enjoy. Retroplayer plays your MP3s as if they are on an old fashioned record player, complete with added skips and scratches and that subtle hiss. It’s really nicely done and brings a nostalgic, warm feel to older music especially. I played Miles Davis’, […]
This does look like an unofficial sneak peak, but it’s semi-cool nonetheless. Take a look at this “trailer” for Fantastic Four leaked on the web. I guess we’ll soon hear Jon’s opinion, but from what I see, Torch looks great, Dr.Doom looks pretty good, and Thing looks kind of lame. That’s unfortunate. Enjoy anyway. […]
This is the coolest fucking nerd-thing I have seen in FOREVER. I have seen many great optical illusions, but most of them are flat. Do yourself a HUGE favor. Go to this site, download the image, meticulously cut it out and fold exactly as the instructions say, smoke some weed, and freak-the-fuck-out. This thing is […]
Bush re-elected. Arafat dead. Peterson guilty. Master Chief returned. San Andreas rocks. The Incredibles, incredible. GMail Pop3. Altoids on boingboing. Halloween Debacle 3.
Not bad at all.
Move is an Academy Award nominated short claymation film by Mark Osborne. It is beautifully done, and brilliant. Well worth the download time. Enjoy.
[via screenhead.]
Those of you whom I met at the Halloween Debacle know that my costume was pulled straight from the 80’s classic, The Goonies. I was Brandon, Mikey’s older brother. Keeping with the 80’s theme I thought it would be interesting to find out your top 5 songs of the 80’s. Let’s keep it within […]
A brilliant new advert for the French car, Citroen. Normally I hate the French, but goddammit this is a great commercial. In it, a new model Citroen transforms, Transformers-style, into a 25 foot tall robot, and dances like Justin Timberlake to a catchy little dance tune. It is so well done, believable, life-like, fantastic - […]
This is a phenomenal video of a demonstration of live, projected sand art. The whole video is Korean, but when they close in on the artist, he’s clearly a white guy, not Korean. Basically, he very quickly throws, rubs, and pinches sand onto an old school projector, and creates beautiful artwork that he quickly wipes […]
This is a pretty great flash animated short called Waterboy. Basically about a boy made of water singing “We Will Rock You.” Cute, funny, well done. Enjoy.
[via screenhead.]
Virtual bartender is Beer.com’s answer to Burger King’s subservient chicken. If you don’t remember subservient chicken, you suck. This one, is video of a hot bartender who will basically do anything you tell her to. It’s all canned, so it’s very clever. And she is really pretty hot.
Try telling her to:
kiss
banana
beer nuts
jedi fight
jump
touch your toes
lick
naked
squeeze
hummer
spill […]
You may remember an underground album called, The Grey Album, that was posted around earlier this year. For those of you who actually downloaded it on Grey Tuesday, I am confident you have not forgotten it. Basically a DJ called Dangermouse took Jay Z’s Black Album released earlier this year, and completely remixed it using […]
Uglydolls are my favorite plush and plastic toys from KidRobot. I think they’re adorable. They remind me of Creatures In My Head, but simpler. They look a little like these characters that I draw in meetings on sticky notes, but theirs are way better. I call mine “Sticky Notes,” which isn’t very clever at all. […]
I was wrong. There is a god, and a Virgin Mary. There is finally definitive proof, and the retards who support Darwin and the so-called “evolutionists” will have to find some other hooby - maybe dungeons and dragons or something. I am so glad I am not one of them. I would feel so embarassed […]
I got an email from a “friend” of mine today, Cynthia. I was surprised and delighted so I thought I would share it.
“I always knew that you were a skank. that you’re always looking for dirty asses that don’t have to be that pretty - just slutty. Because when we first got to know […]
Sometimes you just have to be honest with the people you work with. If you are dissatisfied with something, tell people. Don;t bottle it up inside. Let it out. Be creative.
Last month, a group of New Zealand swimmers were protected from a 12 foot long great white shark by a pod of bottle nose dolphins. That’s pretty sweet. From the article:
“They started to herd us up, they pushed all four of us together by doing tight circles around us,” Howes told the New Zealand Press […]
Pretty cool animated video with a nice soundtrack. Check, check, check it out.
[via screenhead.]
A friend of ours sent me an email with a link to this page on eBaum’s World that is filled with awesome fight videos. There is some great stuff here. Cat fights, streetbrawls, sanctioned no holds barred fights, and my all-time favorite martial arts video of all time: Karate Chimp.
So, so, fucking sweet.
[via rob.]
Here’s an idea. Create a few dozen frames of a pretty simple walking animation. Make stencils out of each one. Spray paint them around the city. Photograph each of them. Reassemble into the final animation. People in the city can feel free to hunt down all the frames and recreate the animation for themselves. Beautiful. […]
… but go fuck yourself anyway.
I got an email tonight, about something, or nothing, I don’t know. I am not a stockholder of eBay, and I have no idea what Albert is upset about. But I say, he should go fuck himself hard anyway. Here’s his name and email address and the retarded message he […]
LYCOS Europe released a screensaver for Windows and OS X today that essentially launches a DDOS attack on known spammers. It’s technically not available in the US, but if you just click the UK area of the map, you can get it too. LYCOS claims that the server requests it makes throttle down when the […]
Maybe I am old and out of the loop, but I just discovered the genius of Blackalicious, and it took a Jewish guy from Long Island to introduce me.
Blackalicious, in case you don’t know, is two man hip-hop/rap combo (Gift of Gab and Chief Xcel) that kicks total ass. Read this bio. They have collaborated […]