Sporkmonkey.net put together a 6.8 MB video for the song from Team America, World Police called “America, Fuck Yeah.” The video is awesome, but the song is fantastic. Unfortunately I still have not watched this movie. I have to go this week. Maybe it will cheer me up.
This other guy, evilgodzilla, has MP3s of all […]

Check out Michael Paulus’ awesome illustrations of the imagined skeletons of popular cartoon characters like Fred Flintstone, the PowerPuff Girls, Charlie Brown, Pikachu, Dexter, and Hello Kitty. So friggin good.

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This is weird. Baby Jesus is a flash animation. I think this might be real, I mean, it’s serious. Have you accepted Jesus yet?

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This is AWESOME. The worst design for a children’s coin-op ride of all time. So good. I love shit like this. Who the fuck designs stuff like this?

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So awesome. Homeless creativity is the way to make real panhandling money.

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Happy Hannukah to all of my Jewish friends! It’s the festival of lights!
For of the gentiles out there, like me, Todd Levin has taken the time to disple some of the myths.
I usual, I laughed until I snorted. Here’s a quick rundown of acceptable spellings of the holiday:
Chanukkah
Hannukah
Hachachanukkah
Chakakhanukkah
Cockblockanukkah
Count-Choculanukkah
Star Trek II: Wrath of Khanukkah
Fake Christmas
Thanks Todd.

This is seriously the single best ass I have ever seen on a human. I don’t know who she is, or where this series of rediculous images came from… but I thank baby Jesus for them. And in the spirit of giving, please let me present: Tom Fuller’s Girlfriend, Augustina?
UPDATE: The original post has […]

I’ll admit it. I get road rage. Bad. Really bad. I curse. I speed. I tailgate. I scream out the window and flip the bird. I fucking hate people when I am driving, and I wish cancer, and death, and heart attacks on them all. Apparently I am not the only one, even though it […]

Brand new fantastic blog for your enjoyment: A Painting A Day, is literally Duane Keiser’s blog where he paints and posts a new oil painting every day. The work is fantastic. It’s only a week old, and there are 8 really nice pieces there. I will start checking this every day for sure.

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Google has yet another great tool available in beta. Google Suggest autocompletes your search terms based on popularity of other searched for terms. You start typing, and it guesses, incredibly well, what it was you were about to search for. It’s brilliant. The geniuses over at Google are making the rest of the web […]

I don’t know about this. tim Burton directing Johnny Depp as Charlie Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I am scared, especially after seeing Burtons Planet of the Apes. That totally sucked. Well, the trailer looks fantastic, as I guess they always do, but I am starting to get excited.

Chris Parnell from SNL stars in this brilliant short film about a regular guy who’s life steamrolls out of control when he gets caught viewing internet porn on his work computer. It’s so funny, and so sad, and so good. 17 minutes long. It’s worth the 48MB download. Yes, I said “48″. Watch Farm […]

Sorry. Things have been crazy. Not only is my job out of control for the last month, but I am simultaneously addicted to HalfLife 2, Grand Theft Auto Vice City, and World of Warcraft. It’s a been a good season for video games, and a bad season for my life. In any case, I am […]

Oh my god! I just literally rolled around on the floor laughing from what I am about to share with you. This guy, Shizzy, got a list of Starbucks corporate employee email addresses. Then he found a way to send email from the domain starbucks.com and pretended to be the CEO. He started writing emails […]

It seems like every other week, there’s a new fat kid singing on the internet. This time, the kid is German, or Dutch, or something semi-gay and European. I don’t recognize the language. In any case, this kid goes off, and this shit is funny. Enjoy NumaNuma for all its worth… (not much.)

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Unusual topic, I know, but I meant to post this weeks ago because the technique is so clever. Gruesome… but clever. I guess thousands of years in a frozen tundra can teach a people how to be resourceful with what they have. Read this awesome bit of low-tech ingenuity.
How to Kill A Polar Bear Without […]

…with squeegees.
Look, I don’t care what NASA tells us on this one. It is clearly alien intervention, most likely of the homeless squeegee kind.
We’ve got two robot crawlers on the surface of Mars right now, the Spirit and the Opportunity. They are solar powered, with outstretched solar panels, meant to capture as much power from […]

I have meaning to blog about this for over a month now. Bill Harvey, a snarky, funny, completely high musician has a fantastic website, billharveymusic.com. This should get nominated for a Best-In_Flash competition for 2004. I played around with this site for about 4 minutes before I was totally craving weed. The music isn’t half […]

I am a cold-hearted, forked-tongued, sarcastic and callous bastard, but even I feel something for the poor people of Sri Lanka, Indonesia, Thailand, and everywhere else that were devastated by the tsunami on December 26th. The death toll is now estimated unbelievably at over 68,000 80,000 125,000. The UN is calling the relief/rescue effort “the […]