great email today!
I got a great email today from a guy named “Dangerous Dave.” I love when I get shit like this, so keep it coming. Here is it in its eloquent entirety:
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from: dangerous dave
you are gay
i hope u die
i can tell by your site that you are pathetic
die
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Awesome, right. I think Dangerous Dave is a clever, intelligent, well-read poet, with a gift of words from God. Oh no, wait, that’s not what I think. This is what I think…
“Dangerous Dave” you are a coward. You’re a punk ass bitch, halfwit, with no life and overactive imagination. There is nothing dangerous about you. I’m gay? That’s clever. I’m rubber, you’re glue… Do us all a favor, and go fuck yourself. Don’t come back here. Go complain to Brittany Spears on her website, or Ashley Simpson – maybe she’ll lipsync you a reply. Do you see how I treat you? Like a joke. You’re a joke to me and my friends. A joke. So, feel free to stop by my house, or my job, and take the beating you deserve. Do something, anything. Otherwise, just go away, or kill yourself, or just blend back into the mediocrity from wherever you came.
Don’t be so hard on the guy.
It’s not easy staying in the closet.
I hear it’s one of the most stressful things a homosexual goes through.
We should support Dave.
He’s probably only dangerous on the surface.
All he needs, really, is a gentle cock.
And possibly not from a family member which he might have had enough of.
Let’s all love Dave.
Let’s all love big gay Dave.
Let it out girl. Let it out.
Fierce.
That’s easily one of the funniest entries on a blog I’ve read in ages. Thanks for that. hehehehe, I think I’m going to nominate you for the bloggies
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That’s clever. I’m rubber, you’re glue…
hehe.
No wait. Part of Dangerous Dave’s message has some validity.
Truth is, Chris is gay. Not in that homosexual way, but in that 11-year-old-pinacle-of-playground-polemics way. I mean, he is such a wicked quee-ah. And he has cooties, too.
Mr. Dave does nothing for his argument, however, by wishing for Chris’s death, or by erroneously referring to Chris as “pathetic.”
Chris is many things (thuggish, churlish, Italian), but he’s definitely not pathetic.
Sad to see an otherwise cogent debate sullied in this way, but keep trying Mr. Dave.
Yours in Christ,
Kevin Stevens
Diclerico
I pray to baby jesus every night that you drop dead. If it happens to be during homosexual intercourse so be it. I would of course feel awful if you family were to find you keeled over with a c**k in your corn-hole. I personally would prefer death by ‘pack of wolves’.
Anyway hope you die.
Hugs and Kisses
Dangerous Rossi
Are you available for hire? I hear you could do break-ups for a fee… can you break up with bloggers who think I’m their girlfriend, too?
I’m wretched at insulting people, but you do it really well. (Um, that’s me not insulting you).