todd weeks enjoys karate…

and the guitar, the bongo, nunchucks, white trash, and an obvious hotdog or two.

Todd Weeks, obviously a black belt in karate (even though he sort of wears sweatpants without any belt at all), demonstrates his multifaceted skill in this series of sample videos for his “Freestyle Self Defense Videos, Volumes 1 - 5.” He’s looking for models and distributors, so you might want to get on this right away.

He offers gorgeous ring girls, guitar and bongo background music, sparring matches, bodybuilding displays, kittens, and some self defense instruction. You must see this. Must. See. This.

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[via screenhead.]

6 Comments to “todd weeks enjoys karate…”

  1. stubZee said something

    One thing’s for sure, he knows how to scare the crap out of cats.

  2. Mattie B said something

    Wow . . . seriously that actually hurt my head to watch that . . . I honestly think me and my roomate are dumber for having watched it . . .

  3. Anthony said something

    Wow, he sure can play a lot of instruments. Not sure why he has to show himself playing them in the bottom corner.

    There’s nothing more intimidating than karate with cats or kicking a punching bag and having your thumbtacked backdrop fall down on top of you…

    Round three… tres. Round eight… ocho.

  4. Jeff said something

    Wow, that’s very Uncle Rico-esque.

  5. tom said something

    that’s one stupid video i’ve ever seen….damn.

  6. Yurei said something

    Yeah, but at least you are not a martial artest from the same town as this guy . . . I think I am gonna take a shower, I feel so dirty now.

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