todd weeks enjoys karate…
and the guitar, the bongo, nunchucks, white trash, and an obvious hotdog or two.
Todd Weeks, obviously a black belt in karate (even though he sort of wears sweatpants without any belt at all), demonstrates his multifaceted skill in this series of sample videos for his “Freestyle Self Defense Videos, Volumes 1 - 5.” He’s looking for models and distributors, so you might want to get on this right away.
He offers gorgeous ring girls, guitar and bongo background music, sparring matches, bodybuilding displays, kittens, and some self defense instruction. You must see this. Must. See. This.

[via screenhead.]

One thing’s for sure, he knows how to scare the crap out of cats.
Wow . . . seriously that actually hurt my head to watch that . . . I honestly think me and my roomate are dumber for having watched it . . .
Wow, he sure can play a lot of instruments. Not sure why he has to show himself playing them in the bottom corner.
There’s nothing more intimidating than karate with cats or kicking a punching bag and having your thumbtacked backdrop fall down on top of you…
Round three… tres. Round eight… ocho.
Wow, that’s very Uncle Rico-esque.
that’s one stupid video i’ve ever seen….damn.
Yeah, but at least you are not a martial artest from the same town as this guy . . . I think I am gonna take a shower, I feel so dirty now.