peta kills
Danger Murphy saw a billboard this morning for a sweet anti-PETA website called petakillsanimals.com. We both checked it out. It’s filled with awesome ammunition against those fantical retards, including this great PDF about how they are targeting children. Allegedly, PETA distributes this “comic book” to kids on the street (or at least has done so in the past), called “Your Mommy Kills Animals.”

Danger says, “I would quickly slit the throat of anyone that would hand one of these to my child.”
Me too Danger, me too.
[thanks dude.]

Hey chris you’re a fucking asshole. Just so you know I “used” to look at your website daily, and I guess I am one of those “retards” that doesn’t like killing innocent animals.
Oh, and those post-it-note drawings you and your buddies keep posting are what’s truly retarted.
Justin,
Did you actually look at the image and the text on the cover of the comic book? If you actually think something like that is a good way to help animals, then this is all way over your head. Besides, I know Chris personally and he happens to have a great sensitivity and high regard for animals. Except, of course, the cute little bunny rabbits that he occasionally swerves to hit on the highway–but who really knows how innocent they are, anyway.
For the record, that’s a different Justin.
Relax you peckerheads. It’s just a comic book.
I take it you guys have never seen adult comix.
Chris, continue.
Relax you peckerheads. It’s just a comic book.
I take it you guys have never seen adult comix.
Chris, continue.
Justin (the obnoxious one) separate yourself from PETA… just because you don’t want to hurt animals or you’re a vegan or whatever doesn’t make you one of the elitist assholes that the anti-peta site is talking about. And that comic book is stupid and it is rightfully maddening to people that PETA thinks it’s fine to hand out to any age of kids. Or maybe you agree with all of that… so if you do, so be it. You ARE a fanatical retard then and maybe we should just have a high-noon draw out near the saloon to settle this.
*sigh