horse hater
This could be the greatest new blog of the year.
“If You Are Reading This, You Had Better Fucking Hate Horses!!! Look, this is a website about horses and how much we hate them. They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like shit. There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises. HORSES ARE TERRIBLE!!! I am shaking right now because I hate horses so much. I hate them the way that fat people hate diets, the way that lazy people hate work, the way that Jewish people hate Hitler, the way black people hate white people. I REALLY HATE THEM!!”
Enjoy horsehater.blogspot.com
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Did you know that obsessive hatred of horses is indicative of severe sexual identity crisis and mental illness. It’s True! If you don’t believe me read “equus”. You’ll love it because it features a lot of horse torture, and (of course I assume you can read because you aren’t smart enough to have the $$$ to hire someone to create this site for you..I digress) you’ll gain frightening insight into your own sad mental state. You should be afraid of what you might do next…