cover that shit up!!
That’s it! I can’t stay quiet anymore. We all know Britney Spears is pregnant. It was so all over the place, I didn’t even bother posting it. We all know Britney and Kevin’s TV show is a total piece of crap that just underlines how retarded, immature, and egomaniacal they both are. I have no idea how “her people” ever let that show air. Also said and resaid a thousand times, so I never posted about it. But this set of photos is the last fucking straw.
So, here’s my new open letter to Britney Spears:
Britney Spears,
You are a fucking stupid, white-trash, piece of shit. Money will never make you any better than that. Most people can’t even figure out why you’re famous. Your 15 minutes are close to expiring, so I hope you have saved up enough money so that Kevin’s Ferrari doesn’t get repo’d. Though that seems inevitable. Do yourself a favor, and have the fellas over at West Coast Customs pimp you out a rhinestone encrusted Winnebago, because you are destined for the trailer park - you might as well do it in style.
I can’t even fathom the idea that “regular” people might consider wearing this out in public, but you, with all your money and stylists and image consultants. You are not sexy. You are fucking disgusting. COVER THAT SHIT UP! Wear a bra! (Those breasts are now for feeding, not for displaying…) Good luck ruining your kid’s life. Whore.
“You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you’ll never take the trailer park out of the girl.”
Sincerely,
EVERYONE
ouch. The truth hurts!
the best part is, HER TOP IS SEE-THROUGH
It’s “quiet” not “quit”. And it’s “Ferrari” not “Farrari”.
Thanks.
Justin, you need help. Seriously. Did you spellcheck me?
She has lovely nipples, though.
Dude, that’s some anger drop! You should play GTA some more.
fair enough dude, she’s an unattractive talentless bore - but just keep in mind that being abusive like this fails to make you any funnier…humour/good writing requires a degree of intelligence that a ‘drunk uncle tom at the family barbeque’ spitrant always fails to deliver.
all up, love your site