i threw up a little in my mouth
I have never been, nor want to be, a “star fucker.” I don’t read the tabloids, or buy the Post, or watch Entertainment Tonight or True Hollywood Stories. I simply don’t care. (I have to admit I read US Weekly, but only when I’m in LA on Kathlene and Kevin’s couch.)
But I do love, love, love when celebrities fuck up publicly. I love nipple slips, and public infidelity, and tiny penises, almost as much as I love bad plastic surgery, domestic violence, and birthday injuries. I prefer the news to be brought to me by The Superficial because the writer is seriously one of the funniest fucking people on the planet. Nobody can tear a new asshole like this guy. No one.
I’ve also never been a big fan of the best and worst dressed lists, but honestly, it’s never been brought to us in such a deliciously bitchy way as it is from Heather and Jessica from Go Fug Yourself. This site is too much frigging fun, and I can’t stand it. I am their new biggest fan.
Oh, it would be dishonest of me to forget to tell you that I absolutely love The Surreal Life, and absolutely hate that crazy bitch Janice Dickinson, “The World’s First Supermodel.” (Yeah, 3 faces and 30 years ago. Old.) Thanks to Fug for this disgusting nip-slip of her at some awards show.
So, that’s all I have about celebrities right now, except for this candid little photoset of Tara Reid out boating. Looking at her malformed, lumpy, post-lipo stomach made me throw up a little bit in my mouth, and I loved every second of it.
[via lori, fugly, superficial, and others…]
“So, that’s all I have about celebrities right now, except for this candid little photoset of Tara Reid out boating.”
When I read this, I thought you wrote “Tara Reid out bloating.”
Works either way.
The only thing I love more than watching Tara Reid make a complete ass of herself on her “reality show” is watching her falling out of skimpy outfits she used to fit into in her “American Pie” days.
As for the lipo… I’d sue if I looked like that after USD30,000-00 surgery.
As for Janice Dickinson… that face is scary. She looks like she’s doing everything very fast!