email from an old friend
I just got the following email from a very old, very good friend of mine. I laughed so hard snot came out of my nose. I don’t know if this is funny to anyone who doesn’t know the people he’s talking about. Enjoy.
i haven’t slept in a week. i don’t know why. i am going to st. louis and will be leaving my house tomorrow at 4am (stop punctuation now)
i am drinking and have been since 8pm hoping to sleep but i cant iam drunk now and i want to smother christine with a pillow while she sleeps
i will kill nelly if i see him tomorrow
is jays birfday coming up if so tell him i know he is gay
i think the plug just fell out of my laptop because the screen got dim or maybe i just had a stroke because now i cant type with my left hand
die soon
night at the races with aiello on saturday you will go
please throw the maloik in the air at 710am tomorrow if you are awake
i went to ac on saturday funny story i can never go back to borgata
please die
catch you at the wake
jay is gay and franks’s dick looks like gonzos nose but smaller
Chris, he sounds like you when your *high,* only way more twisted.
Who wrote that?
that could only be one person! god, please lord, please slip and crack your temple on the side of a granite counter top. that would be MINT!
chris’ cabana. frank trying to high jump into pool. frank cracking his head so hard he bent the pool. food and beer shooting out of our mouths. hysterical laughter. MINT! tommy boy doing back flips. gay.
the fucking kid is awesome! BUNKA, mint! ABYSS mint. hey ronny goldman, dick! i’ll piss on your shoe and throw up in your couches… MINT.
TKA, X, ABYSS. puke.
please throw the maloik in the air at 710am tomorrow if you are awake
I need elaboration on this subeject of “maloik” please!
(By the way, you people are insane—I LOVE IT!)