BatMitzvahpalooza
It appears that the initial reports were completely true. 50 “I got shot 8 times” Cent took $500,000 to play at some rich, Long Island, 13 year old, Jewish girl’s Bat Mitzvah a few weeks ago. Her father, David H. Brooks, is a rich manufacturer of bulletproof vests for the Army (how ironic) and spent $10 million on the party which included performances by Aerosmith, the Eagles, Stevie Nicks, 50 Cent, Ciara, Kenny G and Tom Petty. They booked out both floors of the Rainbow Room, had a stage built, and installed multiple Jumbotrons.
The absolute best part of the whole sell-out thing was that the gangsta rapper, 50 Cent, found the time to work in the lyrics, “Go shorty, it’s yo Bat Mitzvah! We gonna party like it’s yo Bat Mitzvah!” Sell-out bitch.
Photo evidence of the whole night is up on this Kodak Easyshare Gallery. Oops! The gallery is now removed. Luckily Manny and The Superficial pulled many of the good pictures down.
[via superficial and manny.]


He was actaully shot 9 times. Does that make it worse?
I despise 50 cent.
But I have a question … if there were two 50 cent, would that be one dollars?
What a moron.
Now a sell-out moron.
Fuck 50 Cent. I can’t believe Tom Petty did that.