sometimes SPAM can be very entertaining

I received this just a few minutes ago:

The excitement and the small exertion had caused Major Smythe to pant, and he felt the old pain across his chest lurking, ready to come at him. He put his feet down, and after driving his spear all the way through the fish, held it, still flapping desperately, out of the water. Then he slowly made his way back across the lagoon on foot and walked up the sand of his beach to the wooden bench under the sea-grape. Then he dropped the spear with its jerking quarry on the sand beside him and sat down to rest.

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But she had moved across the room and was admiring one of the upright mummies close up. “Wait till Daddy sees all this,” she said, suddenly sounding as excited as me.

WTF??!!

2 Comments to “sometimes SPAM can be very entertaining”

  1. Nic said something

    I often check my spam box just to find stories like this at the bottom. I compiled a short story with some i found, located here. Glad i’m not the only one who finds this stuff.
    -nic

  2. Walking Contradiction said something

    I don’t know what the fuck that’s all about, but you might want to check this baby out, a future Camaro???????????????????/

    http://info.detnews.com/photogalleries/conceptcargallery.htm

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