shock absorbers
Most everyone knows that I’m a booby man. Some guys are ass men. I am a booby man. I like big jiggly boobs. I’m not sorry about it.
I also know how difficult athleticism must be for women blessed with the kind of DD+ blessings that I love. That’s why any new sports bra technology should have a demonstrative website to let women know exactly how it works and exactly how athletic its wearers can be.
The website for new Shock Absorbers uses flash technology to do exactly that. You select your bra cup size, from A through FF+G, which I did not know existed. Then you choose an activity level, from Light to Extreme. The app renders your selection in three forms, nude, normal bra, and Shock Absorber bra, and you watch an animation of the model jogging at a speed somehow related to the activity level.
The result is nothing short of the greatest thing ever on the internet. My favorite combo is (and I have tried every single one) DD + High Activity. Oh man.
[thank you witold.]
this is def awesome. I actually heard about this on the radio from Penn (from Penn & Teller) today, befroe I saw it on Boing-Boing. He was going on about how it would end all war. hilarious.
Chris, love your honesty, and Holy Shit re: the web site.
I prefer the flash movie on your site from 2 years ago that acted like a sprite animation rollover. THAT was brilliant.
Well, what can I say except that technology is truly amzaing. And too funny. BTW, my eyes are still bouncing.
Thanks for sharing that website. I immediately passed it on with 3 friends. All will appreciate the humor, and 2 may possibly upgrade to the product.