men’s synchronized swimming

With the small exception of Jackie Rogers Jr’s $100,000 Jackpot Wad, this short mockumentary about Men’s Synchronized Swimming may be my favorite Saturday Night Live skit of all time. In this one, Harry Shearer and Martin Short are a syncro-swimming duet, and Christopher Guest is their totally gay coach. Martin Short is basically retarded, can’t swim, and wears a giant orange life preserver or “swimmies”. I can’t tell you how funny this is. Simply genius.

Unfortunately, this is not the whole skit, just about 2 minutes from the beginning. At the very least, I hope it brings back some memories. I’ll post the whole video if I find it.

“I know you, I know you.”

[via screenhead.]

9 Comments to “men’s synchronized swimming”

  1. jay said something

    “I know you, I know you. Dig a hole, dig a hole.”

  2. Rob said something

    Correct on both skits; instant classics!

    “I can’t swim very well…”

    My favorite line from “The Jackie Rogers Jr. $100,000 Jackpot Wad”;

    “The password is ‘pickle’.”

    Sammy Davis Jr. : “It’s a hot little spicy number…”

    Raj : “Rita Moreno”.

    Sammy Davis Jr. : “No, babe…”

  3. MJ said something

    This is my very all-time favorite SNL skit, and I don’t recall anyone else ever saying so. I’ve brought it up several times to friends and they just look at me like I must be crazy, because it wasn’t during the Belushi or Chevy Chase days or something Will Ferrell did. Thanks for a Monday laugh and all that. I know you.

  4. MIke said something

    “Sometimes he will cawl, or send a gift….a funny kind of gift but you dont know what its going to be” - Martin Short as Jerry Lewis.

  5. matt said something

    Does anyone know where I can get the full skit on-line? I remember some deck work. Is there a site with more than 2minutes, 2minutes?

  6. C.J. said something

    I’ve been looking for a copy of this skit for years now, and haven’t been able to find it until I came across this today. Thanks for giving me a good laugh. Hope you find the whole thing because it’s a really great skit!!

  7. KD said something

    I saw this skit on YouTube an hour or so ago, and I’ve been on a rampage looking for the $100k Jackpot wad ever since.

    Anyone seen the Wad posted anywhere?

    I’ve GOTTA see it again.

    “To win money for these cats that you don’t know….well that’s exciting man.”

  8. gawker.col « col’s blog said something

    […] 22nd, 2006 · 4 Comments i made eye contact with malcolm gladwell on hudson street yesterday. he was in tennis whites, hisfro a-flapping. i looked at him like: hey, don’t i know you? and he looked at me the same, or so i thought. which is weird because he doesn’t know me at all. (right now i am thinking of christopher guest and martin short in that SNL skit, men’s synchronized swimming … “I know you, I know you.”) […]

  9. susie said something

    Do you know if this snl skit is available on a videotape or dvd? I would love to own the whole skit. Please inform! It is my most favorite ever skit on snl, too! Thank you.

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