dog sweater
I received this MS Word document named “dog sweater” in my email yesterday. Thanks Kathlene. It’s an angry letter from a Chihuahua named Louis Vuitton to his owner. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. It was written by Justin Wood on thephatphree back in 2005. Unfortunately that site is blocked in Dubai, so I can’t see what else this guy has written. I thought about copy/pasting the whole text here, but it’s probably better to keep it all together as I received it. So download and open this document, and laugh your ass off.
Oh, this just in, I’m not actually a fucking vegetarian. Do you honestly think that I prefer couscous and tofu over my lamb and beef nuggets?Lettuce wraps? Are you fucking serious… what is your damage? I would rather eat my own shit, and guess what, when you’re asleep, I do. Then I lick your whore face and laugh about it.”
[from kathlene in my email, by a guy named justin.]
