and the winner of best new website/blog is…
Hot Chicks with Douchebags. I shit you not. Real site. Best site ever. Simple premise: pictures of hot chicks standing next to complete and utter douchebags. Why didn’t I think of this!!???
This bulgey ball of douche is like a blended energy drink of scrote. The “Douche Fruit Blend.” It’s on the menu at Jamba Juice right between “Berry Protein Power” and “Guava Energy.” Add a free Frosted Hair Boost, and it’s $4.95 well spent.
Too funny.
[via mike davidson.]
Fucking awesome. So many douchebags in the clubs. What the fuck kind of face is that? Nice hair, glasses and shirt dickhead!
bWAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH!!!
Haven’t we all met our fair share of asswipes in clubs?? After a couple of years of very embarrassing partying, I have to put it all down to a lethal combination of hormones, bad lighting and insane quantities of alcohol.
Forget operating heavy machinery while under the influence, we should be warned not to kiss strangers while under the effects! And pray for your life it ends at kissing before you see them in the daylight!