Happy Birfday, Beeatch!

Can you please all join me in wishing my buddy in the middle east a very Happy Birthday? April 3rd is the actual day and I didn’t get a chance to post this any sooner than 11pm EST, so pardon the tardiness.

It’s too bad Chris is not here to celebrate at one of the many NYC bars where he would drink WAY too much, pull out his balls and throw up on his sleeve in the cab back to Astoria. Mint.

Happy Birthday dude.

9 Comments to “Happy Birfday, Beeatch!”

  1. slob said something

    i have been a witness to many of those past puking events.
    glad i have not see his balls.

    Happy birthday chris!

  2. Scott said something

    happy birthday chris. i’m actually glad i can’t spend it with you, cuz i’d definitely drink too much and regret the entire celebration later. i hope you took warren out with you and made him drink a lot. and yeah, i don’t miss your balls either. -storrs

  3. Olly said something

    Happy birthday matey!
    Olly

  4. naiobi said something

    happy birthday Chris.
    by Jupiter’s Stone may you be blessed by the Gods

  5. jason said something

    I, for one, am greatful that Chris isn’t in town.
    The last time he was here for drinks, I ‘lost some time’.
    I still can’t remember what was going on in half of the photos from that night.

    Happy anniversary of your birth date, Chris.
    We miss you.

  6. Jefe said something

    Happy belated. I don’t have that alert turned on in Friendster.

  7. Rossi said something

    Hey! Happy Birthday!!!!

    Punch yourself in the crotch 34 times for me, since I can’t be there to do it myself.

  8. Joey said something

    Happy Happy Joy Joy Chris! I may be the only one who misses you whipping your biz-alls out…cute pink boys ;) Hope its fantastic xooox

  9. Mitchell said something

    Happy belated birthday. Is 34 the year the balls stay home? Could it possibly have happened?

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