Happy Birfday, Beeatch!
Can you please all join me in wishing my buddy in the middle east a very Happy Birthday? April 3rd is the actual day and I didn’t get a chance to post this any sooner than 11pm EST, so pardon the tardiness.
It’s too bad Chris is not here to celebrate at one of the many NYC bars where he would drink WAY too much, pull out his balls and throw up on his sleeve in the cab back to Astoria. Mint.
Happy Birthday dude.

i have been a witness to many of those past puking events.
glad i have not see his balls.
Happy birthday chris!
happy birthday chris. i’m actually glad i can’t spend it with you, cuz i’d definitely drink too much and regret the entire celebration later. i hope you took warren out with you and made him drink a lot. and yeah, i don’t miss your balls either. -storrs
Happy birthday matey!
Olly
happy birthday Chris.
by Jupiter’s Stone may you be blessed by the Gods
I, for one, am greatful that Chris isn’t in town.
The last time he was here for drinks, I ‘lost some time’.
I still can’t remember what was going on in half of the photos from that night.
Happy anniversary of your birth date, Chris.
We miss you.
Happy belated. I don’t have that alert turned on in Friendster.
Hey! Happy Birthday!!!!
Punch yourself in the crotch 34 times for me, since I can’t be there to do it myself.
Happy Happy Joy Joy Chris! I may be the only one who misses you whipping your biz-alls out…cute pink boys
Hope its fantastic xooox
Happy belated birthday. Is 34 the year the balls stay home? Could it possibly have happened?