weng weng rap
Weng Weng is a 2′ 9″ Phillipino martial artist midget who played Agent 00 in what appears to be a series of hilarious movies. The Chuds put together a brilliant rap song and edited video about the little guy. Wend Weng Rap is one of the best things you’ll watch all week.
“…he got a razorblade hat, a little gat, and a rocket pack…”
[you can than Warren for this mess.

“…and from befind you’ll hear the whine of a mini-motorcyle.”
Sheer, brilliance. But seriously, you have to stop. This midget fixation of yours has gone too far.
“My, aren’t you petite. Like a potato.”
I mean, WTF?