first aid advice
If you are like me, you have a misc drawer in the kitchen, and it contains an assortment of medications and other odd around-the-house items, like Duct Tape and shit like that. Here’s some advice. DO NOT under any circumstance keep the Neosporin next to the Krazy Glue. I just narrowly avoided one of the most ridiculous disasters ever.

Like that woman who mistook crazy glue for eye drops in the Spalding Gray movie “Gray’s Anatomy”?
Yay! I’m not the only one who nearly appeared in the “Crazy news” secction on the local newspaper!…. Thank’god they smell so different :S
Would have been awesome!