in a van down by the river
Are you fucking shitting me!?

This girl looks exactly like Chris Farley. Come on!!
Did you know that there are transcripts for most SNL skits online? Here’s the one for the Matt Foley sketch above.
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Are you fucking shitting me!?

This girl looks exactly like Chris Farley. Come on!!
Did you know that there are transcripts for most SNL skits online? Here’s the one for the Matt Foley sketch above.
[via funlol.]
Fat baby in a little coat ~
That photo of the kid is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks.
R.I.P. Tommy Boy.
First of all, I was told there’d be no math required when commenting…
Secondly, Oh. My. God. You didn’t even need to say “Chris Farley”. Where did you find that photo???
“Housekeeping.”
“Go away.”
Housekeeping, you want towel?”
“No, thank you.”
Housekeeping, you want shampoo?”
“NO, FOR THE LOVE GOD!”
“Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?”
Such a shame that man had to die, but now he is back… as a little fat baby.
LOL! That’s great!
I hope she is not living on a steady diet of government cheese and living in van down by the river!!
In the very words of Chris Farley himself..
“Holy, snickies.”