in a van down by the river

Are you fucking shitting me!?

Little-Baby-Chris-Farley 400

This girl looks exactly like Chris Farley. Come on!!

Did you know that there are transcripts for most SNL skits online? Here’s the one for the Matt Foley sketch above.

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7 Comments to “in a van down by the river”

  1. jason said something

    Fat baby in a little coat ~

  2. Andrew said something

    That photo of the kid is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks.

    R.I.P. Tommy Boy.

  3. TravelGretta said something

    First of all, I was told there’d be no math required when commenting…
    Secondly, Oh. My. God. You didn’t even need to say “Chris Farley”. Where did you find that photo???

  4. jay said something

    “Housekeeping.”
    “Go away.”
    Housekeeping, you want towel?”
    “No, thank you.”
    Housekeeping, you want shampoo?”
    “NO, FOR THE LOVE GOD!”
    “Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?”

    Such a shame that man had to die, but now he is back… as a little fat baby.

  5. RAT said something

    LOL! That’s great!

  6. dallas said something

    I hope she is not living on a steady diet of government cheese and living in van down by the river!!

  7. Jessica said something

    In the very words of Chris Farley himself..
    “Holy, snickies.”

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