nice work dude, up high

Just when you thought nothing good would ever be in the news again, OJ Simpson comes back and robs a sports memorabilia collector at gunpoint in Las Vegas and the world goes back to normal. Thank you OJ.

My favorite quote so far is, “I’m O.J. Simpson. How am I going to think that I’m going to rob somebody and get away with it?” The answer, or course is, “You murdered your ex-wife and her boyfriend and got caught red handed. Yes, we think you might get away with it.”

Luckily, Johnny Cockran is dead and this case will not be tried in the ever-incompetant Los Angeles County. In this video, you will see that OJ has a new crack team of legal experts working for him – a white lawyer, and a missing toothed guy wearing an “OJ O7″ shirt that I want badly. (His “I (heart) Famous People” hat isn’t bad either.) Of course, the toothless guy is the highlight of my week.

“He’s both dude. He’s innocent AND not guilty. Thank you…”

2 Comments to “nice work dude, up high”

  1. JoPy said something

    I wish I was the person calling Toothless…

  2. jason said something

    Hope you’re kidding about Toothless being a part of the team.
    Love the one-collar-tucked-in move.

    Is there a way to express ‘Don’t leave me hanging’ by saying anything other than ‘Don’t leave me hanging’?

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