Sarah Silverman, hilarious comedian and girlfriend of Jimmy Kimmel, broke the bad news to Jimmy on his show. Apparently she is fucking Matt Damon and couldn’t be any funnier.
Revenge for “”Apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time.”
Polaroid has made no secret of the fact that they are planning to stop producing Polaroid film in favor of embracing their new digital future. Much like Kodak, they are betting that digital is the only future of photography. Of course, nothing will ever look quite as a good as a real Polaroid picture, but […]
As most of you know, I am both politically and religiously atheist. I don’t believe in god or the 2 party system, or in money that reads “In God We Trust.” And so I have vowed not to vote until the system is changed and the parties are gone and the country starts to have […]
I am sitting here yawning at the Pro Bowl, wondering how bad it would be for a star player to be injured during a game of no consequence, altered rules, and half-assery. For most of the first half, the NFC has been getting schooled by the AFC, but in the last few minutes there has […]
I was just sitting here with my roommate watching this utterly retarded American Gladiator and wondering how it made it to prime time. Even the original was a Saturday morning crap kids show (that I loved) not fit for normal adult TV. In the midst of a rant about how shit it is, I recalled […]
On the suggestion of The Totally Rad Show, I started watching the first season of Pushing Daisies.
And I can’t stop.
I’m on episode 5 (after having started last night), and it’s 6 in the morning.
I have work today.
And I’m totally sick.
Every single minute of every single episode of this show is fantastic.
Every thing about the show […]
I’m not sure it gets any better than this. Seriously. Tiny midget bodybuilder in India. 2ft 9in, 9kg. He can lift 1.5kg dumbbells. He seriously looks like the Mr. Universe trophy brought to life.
[Thanks to Yousef for finding this and Mike for forwarding it.]
So it is finally a done deal. I am Costa Rica bound in one week. New York has been amazing, but it is time for me to do something so I don’t get too comfortable. So on Friday Feb 22, I’ll be flying out to San Jose, Costa Rica. I’ll stay in San Jose for […]
Here is Ben Folds Five’s Song for the Dumped to let you know exactly what love is all about.
“Give me my money back, you bitch.”
[thanks Jason.]
Some of you may be wondering how my journey to Costa Rica was, how the weather is, and how much fun I am having in Costa Rica. Well, I am wondering the same exact thing.
You see, Friday morning I woke up to the flu - a violent and debilitating strain causing me to both feel […]
It’s been a fun Beatles cover morning for me. First, you should have a look as ukulele phenom Jake Shimabukuro performing “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” on Conan. This guy is simply brilliant. I wrote about his original YouTube video once before. I guess Conan liked it to. I also have some trouble spelling ukulele/ukelele. […]
As most of you already know, Lindsay Lohan posed nude for New York Magazine this month in a tasteful recreation of some classic Marilyn Monroe photographs by Bert Stern in the 1960s. They even got him to do this shoot on the same set with Miss Lohan.
In doing this, Lindsay proved something to us all. […]
This brilliant photo of Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, being struck by lightning either proves there is a god, or proves there is not one, or proves there is one but it isn’t the one you believe in. I don’t know if this is ironic or poetic or biblical, but it sure […]
A very large breasted (and beautiful) (but married) friend of mine sent me this link to sports bra “bounce test” videos because she thought I would like them. They aren’t porn and they don’t show nipples, but this is about 1000x better the JC Penney’s catalogue bra section that I used to find a way […]
I’ll be completely honest. I don’t think George Lucas’ original script notes were any more thought out than this adorable description of Star Wars by this little girl. So cute.
I’ll be honest again. I think the dad coached her a little, especially the Darth Vader line, but it is still awesome.
[via randy.]
I made it into Costa Rica, on time, and safe and sound, despite the last few days of delays due to snow and flu. Checked into Kap’s Place in the northeast of San Jose. It’s a cute, artsy hotel/better-than-hostel and I am staying in Annex Rm #4 for $35/night. There is free tea, coffee, and […]
The armadillo girdled lizard [Cordylus cataphractus] of South Africa looks like it’s straight out of Dungeons & Dragons. I would not be surprised if it breathes fire. This is now my favorite lizard, fire or no fire, even more favorite than that one lizard that runs across the top of water.
On second thought, the Jesus […]
Phillipe Starck has now officially dipped his design hand into every category of things. This naked street bike, the Voxan Cafe Racer Super Naked, is pretty badass, though the gas tank looks a bit painful.
It’s just a concept for now with no official price or release date.
[via notcot.]
In response to Sarah Silverman (his girlfriend) and Matt Damon’s (his nemesis), “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” song/video of a few weeks back, Jimmy Kimmel produced a little video of his own. Apparently he is fucking Ben Affleck, and EVERYBODY knows.
The shear number of celebrity participation in the video is astounding. Great work. Fucking hilarious.
[via Charles.]
Costa Rica has been interesting and dirty and a little bit beautiful so far. Whenever I travel, the first few days are a bit miserable. I´ve been thinking I´ve made a terrible mistake and will come home early, but that is probably not the case. It just takes some time to adjust I think.
I […]
I sometimes try to explain to people the only good thing to ever come out of Rochester, NY was the Nick Tahou’s Garbage Plate. Most people can barely believe that it is a plate of macaroni salad and home fries, with 2 cheeseburgers on top, with chopped onions, mustard, and Nick’s world famous hot/meat sauce […]