sarah silverman is fucking matt damon
Sarah Silverman, hilarious comedian and girlfriend of Jimmy Kimmel, broke the bad news to Jimmy on his show. Apparently she is fucking Matt Damon and couldn’t be any funnier.
Revenge for “”Apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time.”
That was a Jason Bourne pillow fight.
He ducked and weaved by all of Sarah’s swings.
I’d fuck Matt Damon, too.