hoodrat things
7 year old Latarian Milton took his grandmother’s Dodge Durango for a joyride in Florida a few months ago. He causes all sorts of chaos on the road in the name of fun. Who can blame him? Watch the news report to see how much trouble our country is in.
Milton: “I wanna do it ’cause it’s fun. It’s fun to do bad things — and drive into a car.”
Reporter: “Did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody?”
Milton: “Yes, but I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend.”
Fucking hilarious.
[thanks kathlene.]
F**kng not hilarious. As a dad and a driver, this is absolutely frightening. Not unlike life itself. Fortunately, I’m a glass half full kinda guy.
Wow. What really depresses me is that that kid is from my home town. Now I am seriously never, ever, ever, ever, ever moving back to South Florida. Where’s a giant sink hole when you need one?
We need a “ignorance” plague badly … come soon and wipe out all these dregs. You know that kid has one bright future. I’m sure he’ll be 35, working at McDonalds, and complaining that nobody every gave him a chance.
If I could move to the moon I would. I weap for the future…