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Hebrew Hammer

Did anyone see “The Hebrew Hammer” on Comedy Central last night? It was histerical. Chris, i was going to call you to tell you it was on, but i was too lazy to pick up the phone.


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THUNDER…THUNDER…

THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…This is f*ckin histerical.


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Drink-o-meter

Check this ooooooout.


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Spooky Stuff

Heres some creepy stuff, i dont know how much of it is real. The ending with the voices scared the shit out of me.


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Conan’s 10th Anniversary

Like Jon said in a previous post, the Conan O’Brian 10th anniversary was the funniest show ive watched in a long time. It was on comedy central last nite at 6. I was eating dinner while watching it and i made sure i didnt have food in my mouth. Triumph the Insult dog was HILARIOUS. […]


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I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

This quitting the job thing is efffin great…i pulled off yet another “Peter Gibbons” I know i wrote about this crap last week but i had to share this with you all.
Boss: Yeah, Mike you have to see the director at 1 o’clock, hes going to give you an exit interview.
Me: Hmmm, yeah Tony […]


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Peter Gibbons

I pulled off a Peter Gibbons yesterday. I recently resigned from job here at Statestreet and gave my 2 weeks. They were laying us all off anyways. I made it my goal to find something before they TOLD me to leave. So after i gave my boss a heart attack by telling him im […]


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Transformers Movie

“Producer Tom DeSanto has been talking about the indevelopment Transformers movie “There’s no better mythology to bring to the big screen than Transformers. Transformers has got great characters and created an iconic world, and the mythology still resonates with people 20 years after it was launched. Even though they’re robots the characters have a lot […]


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A classic joke told by a monkey.

This is funny. The female monkey made coffee come out of my nose.


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Brothers and Sisters

Now that Uday & Qusay have left us, a lot of the lesser-known family
>members are coming to the attention of American authorities.
>
>Among the brothers:
>Sooflay ………………the restauranteur
>Guday…………………the half-Australian brother
>Huray……………….. the sports fanatic
>Bejay………………….the gay brother
>Kuntay & Kintay…..the twins from the African mother
>Sayhay………………..the baseball player
>Ojay……………………the stalker / murderer
>Gulay………………….the singer / entertainer
>Ebay…………………..the Internet czar
>Biliray………………….the country music star
>Ecksray……………….the radiologist
>Puray…………………..the blender […]


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