The picture above is a quick shot I snapped at dinner with Stephanie tonight. There is nothing wrong with it.
At the last minute tonight, she invited me to a Cosmo party at a lower East Side restaurant called Suma. It was called Dinner-in-the-Dark, for good reason. After 45 minutes of barside mingling, all of the […]
It was the winter of 2001. Three months after the September 11th attacks. One month after my layoff from my job at a fallen dot.com services company. The one that made me a millionaire on paper for 15 minutes and eventually caused me to lose almost $20k of my own money. A few months, I […]
I have recently gotten drunk and told some funny stories to Stephanie. She made me promise to write them down, to be honest, and to let go. So all week long, this past week, I have been trying to think of the best way to tell the tale of how I shit my pants on […]
I used to insist the worst super hero ever was Aquaman. I still believe he is the most useless, but he is not the worst. You see, “worst” is defined differently. I define “worst” as the least enjoyable super hero to watch, or read about, or pretend to be. Many heroes are created and thought […]
Attention all New Yorkers !! When you enter a subway car and you are looking for a seat, check whether you fit or not BEFORE you squeeze in. If you don’t fit, don’t sit! I, and I believe many other New Yorkers, are tired of these lazy, rude, ill-fitting bastards who help to make our […]