George Carlin has passed away at age 71. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, Tits!
I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They’re my work, they’re my play, they’re my passion. Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts […]
Gadling compiled some great quotes from the master of living and loving life, Kurt Vonnegut, in honor of the first anniversary of his passing.
[When Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope] “Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred […]
In response to Sarah Silverman (his girlfriend) and Matt Damon’s (his nemesis), “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” song/video of a few weeks back, Jimmy Kimmel produced a little video of his own. Apparently he is fucking Ben Affleck, and EVERYBODY knows.
The shear number of celebrity participation in the video is astounding. Great work. Fucking hilarious.
[via Charles.]
As most of you already know, Lindsay Lohan posed nude for New York Magazine this month in a tasteful recreation of some classic Marilyn Monroe photographs by Bert Stern in the 1960s. They even got him to do this shoot on the same set with Miss Lohan.
In doing this, Lindsay proved something to us all. […]
My friend Crissy and her friends call it ‘Hump Island’, but I think the idea of this little game is far better than just a fantasy for your sex drive. Here’s how it goes:
A bunch of friends get together to each choose the 6 people in the world that they would like to have as […]
Just when you thought nothing good would ever be in the news again, OJ Simpson comes back and robs a sports memorabilia collector at gunpoint in Las Vegas and the world goes back to normal. Thank you OJ.
My favorite quote so far is, “I’m O.J. Simpson. How am I going to think that I’m going […]
Are you fucking shitting me!?
This girl looks exactly like Chris Farley. Come on!!
Did you know that there are transcripts for most SNL skits online? Here’s the one for the Matt Foley sketch above.
[via funlol.]
Jason asked for it, so here you have it. Super-hot Jessica Biel posing in GQ this month. Absolutely stunning.
[from the superficial.]
Officer K. Madhavankutty, aka “McNutty,” is India’s top highway patrol cop on the popular Indian cop-drama hIpS (highway India patrol), basically reprising the role of our very own Officer Frank “Ponch” Poncherello from my childhood favorite, CHiPs. He rides a motorcycle and catches crooks, all the while singing and dancing and fake fighting his way […]
My good friends in LA, Kevin Linehan and Matt Corboy, are actors, alcoholics, and funny bastards. They recently put together the first of what will be a series of hilarious shorts following the adventures of Flip and Scoot, two lazy, useless, trust fund babies forced to get jobs. The first Yes Men: The Chronicles of […]
I’ve always loved Sarah Silverman’s sense of humor.
She does every cliché racist, politically incorrect joke you can or can’t think of, and she does them so well, you’re actually uncomfortable laughing at some of the stuff. And you love her for it.
Here’s a video from her latest show.
It’s her love song.
‘I love you more […]
CRIKEY! Sad, sad news this morning from Australia. Steve Erwin, everyone’s favorite crocodile hunting, animal planet hosting, deadly venom avoiding, alligator tail snatching, great white shark swimming Australian maniac was killed tragically this morning “by a sting-ray barb that went through his chest” while he was filming an underwater documentary in the waters off the […]