Holy shit. Family Guy doesn’t miss a single pop-culture reference. IT is by far the best written show for 30-somethings in history. Genius. You might remember my and CJ’s 2girls1cup reaction videos, well Stewie had pretty much the same reaction as most people, and it is fucking perfect. You must watch this if you know […]
A very large breasted (and beautiful) (but married) friend of mine sent me this link to sports bra “bounce test” videos because she thought I would like them. They aren’t porn and they don’t show nipples, but this is about 1000x better the JC Penney’s catalogue bra section that I used to find a way […]
As most of you already know, Lindsay Lohan posed nude for New York Magazine this month in a tasteful recreation of some classic Marilyn Monroe photographs by Bert Stern in the 1960s. They even got him to do this shoot on the same set with Miss Lohan.
In doing this, Lindsay proved something to us all. […]
I got the chance to share 2girls1cup with my roommate Chris Johnson before he ever even heard what it was. That’s right, a pure virginal reaction.
“Don’t be a pussy.”
Ukranian super-monster Olga Kurylenko just got announced as the new Bond girl for the upcoming new Bond movie with Daniel Craig. You might also know her from her recent performance in the video game movie Hitman. Oh no wait, nobody saw that. She also plays the vampire in the brilliant French movie Paris, je t’aime […]
I kind of stopped collecting my “great emails” for a while. Mostly because I posted all the good ones. I have something new, but it is just a short response to something I sent. Basically, the email I sent is too explicit for this website. But the response is classic. I won’t tell you who […]
Umm. What? I, uh… Who? Did you? Which? I uh. Yeah.
Keeley Hazell is a UK page 3 girl that is so hot she is making me question my own morality. I don’t know how to describe it exactly, but since seeing these pictures I have thought about both suicide and murder.
If a 95 year […]
Literally. This is why you HAVE to love Dubai.
That IS what you think it is. It’s a ticket pasted to the window of a big, dirty, green SUV (Nissan Petrol, I think) for being, yes, “dusty,” and “disfiguring the public view and beauty of the city.” Hahahahahahaha.
This the raunchiest, FUNNIEST thing I have watched in weeks. Some dudes redubbed an X-Men cartoon. NSFW language only, otherwise it’s just clips from the X-Men Saturday morning cartoon. I know it’s long, and I know it’s a one-trick pony, but it is endlessly entertaining. Keep in mind that I don’t have TV in Dubai.
Human Upgrades is a company offering “DNA plastic surgery”, imporving on the body in ways we haven’t ever thought of. They offer “upgrades” in the categories of Simplicity, Lust, Hi-Tech, and Victory. Everything from single nostrils and one-piece teeth to multiple nipples and clitoris installations on palms. Very, very nice.
[via manny.]