blog archive for the 'dirty' tag

shock absorbers

Most everyone knows that I’m a booby man. Some guys are ass men. I am a booby man. I like big jiggly boobs. I’m not sorry about it.
I also know how difficult athleticism must be for women blessed with the kind of DD+ blessings that I love. That’s why any new sports bra technology should […]


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some girls gone wild [NSFW]

Some people have complained that I don’t cover enough adult content. I try hard not to make this website too tittified, but sometimes I can’t resist. I’ll let this post be a little early Christmas present to the adult men in the audience. If you are not an adult man, this post is not for […]


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jennifer aniston topless?

Jennifer Aniston and her lawyers have been warning publishers not to print the topless photos recently taken of her without her knowledge when she was sunbathing in her own backyard. Well, they leaked, and SaveManny.com has them.
I am personally not sure these are real. I think I can see some under-nipple scars from breast augmentation […]


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more awesome durex advertising

Some of you might remember the last series of paper-based Durex condom “Dickerations” ads I raved about. Well, this new Durex TV spot, “Let the Beast Go,” is even better. Condom ads should have always been this entertaining. Of course, it’s not a US ad, our bullshit FCC would never allow such despicable content on […]


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fuck

Interesting historical origin of the word “fuck.” I had no idea…
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got the consent of the King and the King gave them placard that they […]


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some halloween party picts

Even though we didn’t get many decent photos, I decided to post a bunch of them anyway. Most, if not all, of these were taken by my roommate Jason. Normally he’s a great photographer, but alcohol will often cloud your judgement and blur your vision.
Everything is up on Flickr. I’ll be adding some other pictures […]


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mr testicles runs the marathon

No, not me. Some guy, dressed like big, hairy balls, running for malecancer.net. Pretty friggin funny.

[thanks witold.]


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open letter to the girl

Dear sexy stranger,
I love my Eddie Bauer backpack. I’ll admit I am a bit of a whore when it comes to bags. I own about 25 of them, mostly because they never quite do the job right, and I experiment with others. Well, this Eddie Bauer bag is pretty great. I got it last year, […]


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where babies come from

The Germans have it all figured out. Well, except for music and a handful of other things. They certainly have this “birds and the bees” thing nailed. In fact, the skipped right past the birds and the bees and jumped right to penis and vagina. This children’s book, Where babies Come From, is entirely in […]


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false advertising

Wonderbra has a new model, for the “plunging neckline.” It’s innovation is a small skin colored, flat strap connecting the two cups. It allows the neckline to go well below the cleavage with only a tiny little visible line. It is the epitome of false advertising. Maybe those rubber chicken cutlets they make to stuff […]


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19th century Victorian pornography (NSFW)

My Secret Life by Walter (The Sex Diary of a Victorian Gentleman) is an unbelievably explicit and filthy 11 volume memoir of a guy who lived in the late 19th century. Seriously, this is really, really dirty, debauched, and not safe for work. The author uses words that even I never heard of. And he […]


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Jessica Biel (NSFW)

I guess it was bound to happen. With nip slips and crotch shots being all the rage these days, it was only a matter of time before the coveted breasts of Jessica Biel (previously only shown in ‘tasteful’ no-nipple photographs) came out to play with the stars.


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