There’s really not much to say about the Body Bouncer.
It’s your basic technologically advanced sex toy.
Years of research and study have gone into this product to ensure your lazy ass that it won’t have to put any effort into sex at all.
That’s right, you selfish, lazy bastard.
Just lay there.
Weeeee…
[via Deviant Clip]
The Nut Bra “contains patented ball-hoisting technology” for the sort of support old balls need. too fucking funny.
[via alldumb.]
There might not be anything funnier than unnecessary censorship. Jimmy Kimmel rules, plus, he’s BLEEPing Sarah Silverman.
[3 comments]Been here. Done this.
This is the most fun I’ve had playing a flash game in a long-assed time. Use your mouse to direct your guy’s eyes at this girl’s breasts. I can’t tell you how many times I played. Brought to you by Milwaukees Best, “The Beast” as we called it in college. My record […]
I wish I would have had the little “planned parenthood” video when I was a kid. I might not have all the illegitimate children if I’d paid attention to “The G Spot“.
[via littlefuckingrayofsunshine.]
I recently noticed some extraordinary usage statistics for this website. It’s not what you would expect. Since all the publicity from the Altoids Tin and the homeless Corey interview, the number of visitors here has been on a steady decline. I still get a decent number from what I can tell (actually, it’s kind of […]
Sarah Michelle Gellar (you know, Buffy) WANTS to go topless in her next movie so she can start to be considered for sexier roles. Don’t know what she wants to do about her nose though - it looks like an ass-crack.
[10 comments]God bless horny, nerd programmers with time on their hands who’d rather hack sex scenes out of video games than program viruses. This may be old news to some of you, but one of those guys found some unused code in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, reverse engineered it or something, and created a patch […]
We all know and love Flickr. It is the single best system for uploading, storing, and sharing photos I have ever seen. I am now even using Flickr as the engine powering the Photos section of this site, using the brilliant WordPress plugin, Flickr Gallery by Ramon Darrow. Something you might not know is that […]
CuriousJorge.com has a fantastic page of photos of Asian couples caught in the act of making love in their cars. There is no description of how or why or when these photos were taken, but that doens’t make them any less hilarious. I strongly encourage you to go look at these photos. Caution, some are […]
Durex condoms has a brilliant new marketing website. At Dickerations.com, the world’s #1 source for penis outfits, you can print and cut out decorations for your, um, dick. Capes, championship belts, bodybuilder chests… This is so fucking good I can’t believe it.
[via screenhead.]
It looks like Penelope Cruz is getting naked in some new Italian film called Don’t Move, or Non Ti Muovere. Luckily The Sun found a still shot of her topless for us to gawk at. I don’t have much more to say about this. Hubba-hubba.
[via fark.]