George Carlin has passed away at age 71. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, Tits!
I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They’re my work, they’re my play, they’re my passion. Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts […]
In Dubai and all over the Middle East, most bathrooms are equipped with what I jokingly called the “ass nozzle”. It’s a hose coming out of the wall with a pistol grip water nozzle, similar to that found on the flexible hose next to your kitchen sink. It’s purpose, of course, is to help you […]
I saw this short promotional video for Ben Stiller’s Tropic Thunder during the MTV Movie awards, which I did not watch and was terrible at the same time. This video, however, is fucking hilarious. This is the kind of marketing people pay attention to. Please watch.
[via MTV and firstshowing.net]
Surprise! This wall does not take getting kicked lightly.
Fuck you, karate man.
[via boingboing.]
Weezer’s latest video for their song Pork and Beans is chocked full of internet superstars, many of whom I’ve linked to in the past, all of whom can be found throughout YouTube. Hilarious and recent-nestalgic (if something can be nostalgic after only a few months) this video is a must-watch for anyone that laughs at […]
My good friend Kevin has confirmed this is EXACTLY what it’s like. Rocky the Orangutan and Kevin have almost the exact same life.
I LOVE when he puts his pants back on.
[via laughingsquid.]
Some of you might know that I am a HUGE UFC/MMA fight fan and have been watching for years. I don’t often posts about fights or fight results and stuff like that because I doubt many of you are interested. However, the upcoming UFC 75 seems too good to miss. I just can’t wait for […]
7 year old Latarian Milton took his grandmother’s Dodge Durango for a joyride in Florida a few months ago. He causes all sorts of chaos on the road in the name of fun. Who can blame him? Watch the news report to see how much trouble our country is in.
Milton: “I wanna do it ’cause […]
I found this photo on Ffffound, but accidentally lost the link. Almost as funny as the last messed up translation, but I am pretty sure this one is more about some very strange cultural differences.
Pee right.
Another Engrish translation from a Chinese hospital that just doesn’t quite get the sensitivity of the subject.
UPDATE April 22, 2008: Looks like this photo/post got picked up by Gawker. Funny.
[mae, you made my morning with this.]
It looks like the studio isn’t just stopping with the 90 second thrill ride trailer. They are going to make an ACTUAL movie out of this. Must watch…
Wildly Popular ‘Iron Man’ Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film
“What if they put in a tedious romantic subplot that was 20 or 30 minutes long?”
“Oh, that doesn’t […]
Ever wonder how you can make poverty and starvation in Africa funny? Ricky Gervais did it.
[thanks jay.]