George Carlin has passed away at age 71. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, Tits!
I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They’re my work, they’re my play, they’re my passion. Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts […]
Lara Logan is insanely beautiful, unbelievably intelligent, passionate and empathetic, and now the CBS News Chief Foreign Correspondent, but you’ve never heard of her. Here she is during a brilliant appearance on The Daily Show, the only real source of news out there anymore. This segment is not funny, so don’t expect to laugh.
Searching […]
7 year old Latarian Milton took his grandmother’s Dodge Durango for a joyride in Florida a few months ago. He causes all sorts of chaos on the road in the name of fun. Who can blame him? Watch the news report to see how much trouble our country is in.
Milton: “I wanna do it ’cause […]
Just when you thought nothing good would ever be in the news again, OJ Simpson comes back and robs a sports memorabilia collector at gunpoint in Las Vegas and the world goes back to normal. Thank you OJ.
My favorite quote so far is, “I’m O.J. Simpson. How am I going to think that I’m going […]
20% of Americans can’t find the US on a world map and Miss South Carolina knows why.
“uh…the Iraq…”
Here’s what she should have said,
A fifth of Americans can’t find the US on a map because they are just like me: superficial, shallow, sheltered, religious, uninterested, uninteresting, and dumb. Our education system in shambles. We waste money […]
If the entire internet crashed today, this would surely be the newscast. Too fucking funny. The Onion is really kicking it up a notch with their video news network, ONN. Please watch this:
“I feel like ctrl-alt-deleting myself…”
[via lifehacker.]
The world’s tallest man, recently married, met with the world’s shortest man in Inner Mongolia the other day. Priceless photo ops ensued. This might be one of my favorite events in history.
I take that back. This is my favorite event in history.
I know it’s a little early, but this little news item is too good to wait to share. Apparently some smart folks down there in Mobile, Alabama caught a glimpse of a real-life leprechaun hiding up in a tree. They’ve got sketches and a magic flute to prove it. Have a look. You won’t be […]
It’s the Year of the Golden Pig. Should be Year of the Flying Pig. I’m off to the Shangri-La Hotel for some proper Chinese food to celebrate Chinese New Year.
Steve Irwin dies and the reptiles of the world go fucking nuts! Check out this python that ate a pregnant sheep! Awesome.
I ate and drank “all you can eat and drink” at a place called Spice Island on Wednesday night. I felt worse than this when I was done.
[via digg.]
CRIKEY! Sad, sad news this morning from Australia. Steve Erwin, everyone’s favorite crocodile hunting, animal planet hosting, deadly venom avoiding, alligator tail snatching, great white shark swimming Australian maniac was killed tragically this morning “by a sting-ray barb that went through his chest” while he was filming an underwater documentary in the waters off the […]
Everyone’s talking about Zinedine Zidane’s World Cup Final headbutt of Marco Materazzi. I have no opinion of the World Cup, of violence in sports, of international politics, or of France. I can only say that this is the single greatest headbutt I have ever seen…
And the world holds its breath to find out what the […]