blog archive for the 'rants' tag

email to my body parts

Hey guys,
Just wanted to write you a quick note to apologize for last night. Not cool. I know, I know. I am officially putting myself on a timeout if that’s any consolation. You all have been treating me pretty well so far, with the small exception of you, Ass. For everyone else, I know I […]


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2 giant spoonfuls of dubai

So far, Dubai has treated me well. Other than my slow-ass Mitsubishi Lancer, “She-Devil,” I have literally no complaints. Even the 104° weather this week hasn’t really bothered me at all. But every now and again, like when my cold water turned hot, Dubai reaches out and smacks you in the mouth.
Today I dropped off […]


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I went to12 years of Catholic school and all I got was this stupid half-windsor knot

It recently came to my attention that atheists are the least trusted group in the United States. That is, “Americans rate atheists below Muslims, recent immigrants, homosexuals and other groups as “sharing their vision of American society.” Americans are also least willing to let their children marry atheists.” In other words, not good. Trusted below […]


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RIAA says you can’t rip your own CDs to your iPod.

Chris has talked about how stupid the RIAA is in a previous post (One of my all time favorite posts).
I, too, hate the RIAA (The Recording Industry Association of America), and I find a small degree of justification for my music thievery every time they turn up in the news with some new stupid thing […]


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Happy New Year

I am sitting home, watching TV on New Year’s Eve because it is my most hated holiday of the year. I am sure you all had a good time, but for me, stomach-sinking, soul-stealing worries about returning to work in a few days, coupled with the amateur-hour style drinking that goes on tonight keep me […]


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40 fucking comments: a confrontation with a comment spammer

About an hour ago I noticed 40 new emails in my inbox. Since it’s the holiday season, I have been seeing massive amounts of email SPAM lately. I was even more annoyed when I checked them. Unlike the other 900 SPAM messages I got today, these were all new comment notifications from this website, all […]


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stuck in queens

Maybe I am just a pussy, but I “worked from home” today because of the NYC transit strike. For any of you outside of NY, it might be news for you to learn that the corrupt MTA (Metropolitan Transit Authority) and it’s workers in the greedy TWU (Transit Workers Union) are having painful contract negotiations, […]


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don’t fit? don’t sit.

Attention all New Yorkers !! When you enter a subway car and you are looking for a seat, check whether you fit or not BEFORE you squeeze in. If you don’t fit, don’t sit! I, and I believe many other New Yorkers, are tired of these lazy, rude, ill-fitting bastards who help to make our […]


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