blog archive for the 'tv' tag

unnecessary censorship

Jimmy Kimmel is a F*CKING genius, even though he is a no longer with Sarah Silverman (who might still be fucking Matt Damon). This segment of Unnecessary Censorship “The Come and Play” Edition is funnier than I can even explain. I am seriously sitting here crying like an asshole. Can’t Stop. Laughing.

[via yonkfook.]


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stewie’s 2girls1cup reaction video

Holy shit. Family Guy doesn’t miss a single pop-culture reference. IT is by far the best written show for 30-somethings in history. Genius. You might remember my and CJ’s 2girls1cup reaction videos, well Stewie had pretty much the same reaction as most people, and it is fucking perfect. You must watch this if you know […]


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I think he can dance

Robert Muraine auditions his way to full-time dance celebrity status with this pop-locking performance on So You Think You Can Dance. Absolutely phenomenal. I’d love to see a dance-off between him and the legend, David Elsewhere. I think Elsewhere is better overall, but nobody else has ever been this good.

I think he Can Dance - […]


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Discovery Channel: I Love the World

This could well be the best ad for a TV channel ever made. Discovery Channel sings how much it loves the world. So good.

I’m feeling kind of the same way about the world right now. Having a great friggin time. Finally went diving for the first real time and I am hooked already - and […]


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holy fucking shit

In response to Sarah Silverman (his girlfriend) and Matt Damon’s (his nemesis), “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” song/video of a few weeks back, Jimmy Kimmel produced a little video of his own. Apparently he is fucking Ben Affleck, and EVERYBODY knows.

The shear number of celebrity participation in the video is astounding. Great work. Fucking hilarious.
[via Charles.]


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Dear God, someone help me

On the suggestion of The Totally Rad Show, I started watching the first season of Pushing Daisies.
And I can’t stop.
I’m on episode 5 (after having started last night), and it’s 6 in the morning.
I have work today.
And I’m totally sick.
Every single minute of every single episode of this show is fantastic.
Every thing about the show […]


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american gladiator is no ninja warrior

I was just sitting here with my roommate watching this utterly retarded American Gladiator and wondering how it made it to prime time. Even the original was a Saturday morning crap kids show (that I loved) not fit for normal adult TV. In the midst of a rant about how shit it is, I recalled […]


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sarah silverman is fucking matt damon

Sarah Silverman, hilarious comedian and girlfriend of Jimmy Kimmel, broke the bad news to Jimmy on his show. Apparently she is fucking Matt Damon and couldn’t be any funnier.

Revenge for “”Apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time.”


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conan o’brien rocks out with rock band

Conan O’Brien has started up new shows this week despite the continued writer’s strike. In this clip he shows how the staff passes time playing Rock Band and how he plays along with a real guitar. It is pretty funny but quickly turns to side-splitting classic when he performs the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage in the […]


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family guy 300

Watch this now.

The guy who edited this together is a genius. I love Family Guy so maybe I’m biased.


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in a van down by the river

Are you fucking shitting me!?

This girl looks exactly like Chris Farley. Come on!!

Did you know that there are transcripts for most SNL skits online? Here’s the one for the Matt Foley sketch above.
[via funlol.]


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human tetris

Everybody keeps sending me this link telling me they can’t stop laughing. I’m sure you’ve all seen it by now, but this Japanese gameshow requires people to contort themselves into Tetris-like shapes in order to avoid physical injury. It rarely works out, but it is absolutely brilliant to watch. I love Japanese gameshows.

[from everyone.]


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