farm sluts
Chris Parnell from SNL stars in this brilliant short film about a regular guy who’s life steamrolls out of control when he gets caught viewing internet porn on his work computer. It’s so funny, and so sad, and so good. 17 minutes long. It’s worth the 48MB download. Yes, I said “48″. Watch Farm Sluts now!

[via screenhead.]

way too sad…
This is scary. This has been my life over the last month-and-a-half.
My girlfriend threw me out of the apartment, I had to have my friend’s cat euthanized (I’m not kidding), and my suicide attempts have been misunderstood as sexual deviancy (and vice versa).
A pink slip and a wrecking ball must be around the corner.