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The Gino Ginny Dance

Man oh man,  I love this so much it hurts.  I’m prefacing it that if you aren’t from NY/NJ and more specifically the outer-boroughs it may lose something in the translation. (Note: language not appropriate for work)

 

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This 12 year old (?) kid perfectly embodies the life of a Guido From the clubs to the E to eyebrows – its really scary how good he is.  I dont’ know whether to hug him or kick his ass.

Chris, you Drakkar stinkin, Z-Cavaricci wearing guido – I wonder how that schtick is going to go over in the UAE.  I don’t think Dubai is going to know what hit them.

RIAA says you can’t rip your own CDs to your iPod.

Chris has talked about how stupid the RIAA is in a previous post (One of my all time favorite posts).

I, too, hate the RIAA (The Recording Industry Association of America), and I find a small degree of justification for my music thievery every time they turn up in the news with some new stupid thing they’ve done or said. This week, it’s the argument that you, the music buyer, should not be able to rip your CDs (yes, the ones you’ve bought and paid for) to your computer and on to your iPods. I’m just gonna post the link to the article, and go put some more of my stolen music on to my iPod.

Read it here.

Insanely Good Origami.

Origami is the Japanese art of paper-folding.

Check out this gallery of the sickest origami art you’ve ever seen.
I don’t know if they’re all made by the same person or not, because the descriptions are all in Japanese. If anyone here can read/understand Kanji, a translation effort would be much appreciated.
And don’t go using no online translators, you non Japanese speaking honkeys.

These are my two favorites:

God of Thunder

God of Thunder

Archangel Gabriel

Archangel Gabriel

[via del.icio.us]

P.S.  This version of WordPress isn’t fun.

Dubai NY

Until a few weeks ago, all I knew about Dubai was the Palm Islands (that I saw constructed on the Discovery Channel) and the Burj Al Arab hotel where Agassi and Federrer played tennis. I knew that the city was nearly brand new, chocked full of oil money, and that’s about it.

Now, things are very different. I resigned my position as Director of User Experience of the NY office of Wunderman on Friday. I have accepted an offer for a contract position as a Technical Project Manager for the reconstruction of the website of a major international airline. The IA and creative is being done by a NY agency (that hired me) but the development is being done in Dubai by a number of different vendors, and I moving there in less than three weeks. You read that right. I am moving from NYC to Dubai, in the United Arab Emirates, on the other side of the planet, in just a few weeks.

This is very exciting news for me. One of the biggest regrets of my whole career is that I have not travelled nearly enough. I think I’m a smart guy, but I feel like an ass when I sit down and have conversations with well-travelled Europeans. In addition, this is a really meaty, really technical project where I think I can add a ton of value. I’ll be living in Dubai for 6 months to a year, depending on the progress of the project, and the client will be taking care of my accommodations. So, I’ll be keeping my NY apartment (though I will be selling my car) so I can move right back into my own bed when the project is complete. And, I’ll do my best to travel around the region when I get the chance.

Dubai is an unbelievable city. Probably 10 – 15% of the population is made up of westerners, Brits, Aussies, South Africans, Germans, etc. The city itself is doing everything it can to cater to the needs of these westerners to ensure they can import the right talent, and continue to build business at its incredible rate. That means they have air conditioning! and alcohol! and pork! and prostitutes by the truckload! and McDonalds! They also have indoor skiing, even in the middle of the summer when temperatures top 110 with 105% humidity. For residents, there is no income tax, though that won’t apply to me since I’ll still be getting paid by a NY ad agency. It is statistically one of the safest big cities in the world. There are beaches on one side, and desert on the other. It is literally becoming the center of the middle east, and a hub for travel throughout all of the region, including Africa, Asia, the Middle East, and Australia.

So, not only will I be getting paid to work on a fantastic project, but I will be living in one of the most incredible cities in the world, and I’ll have access to travel to places like India, Egypt, Jordan, and Lebanon, all within 6 hours away. It’s an incredible opportunity for me, one that I could not turn down without risk of regretting it for the rest of my life.

I’ll be planning a ridiculous going away party for next week. EVERYONE will be invited, including all of the blog readers. I am just not sure where it will be yet. An invite is coming soon, so please look out for it, break up with your significant others, and generally make yourselves ready for a sick, sick time.

If you’d like to learn more about Dubai, try these places:
Time Out Dubai
Dubai Tourism
Go Dubai!
Dubai City Guide
Dubai.com

nike robots by tyson ibele

Remember 18 year old Tyson Ibele? (I wrote about him back in November…) Well, it looks like he’s getting even better at this “animation thing”, and this animated spec ad for Nike starring sporty robots is a fantastic reminder of his talent. He is going to be really, really big. I am a fan already.

Ibele Nike Robots

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bird dogs

I don’t know what to make of this video called “Birds”. You’ll either love it, or hate it, or be indifferent about it.

Bird Dogs

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aerial mexico city

This photo gallery of Mexico City from the air is stunning. I can’t help but think how incredible tilt-shift techniques would make this city look.

Aerial Mexico

[via the link collection.]

Top Gear Gran Turismo

Ever wonder how good of a racecar driver you are right after you play a good round of Gran Turismo? Ever wonder how realistic the Laguna Seca racetrack is in that game? Well, so did Jeremy Clarkson from the ridiculously great car show Top Gear, that we’ve written about before.

He played the Laguna Seca course in a stock Acura NSX until he was expert, with a lap time of 1:41, and all the confidence of Mario Andretti. Then he took a real NSX out on the real course, and got spanked by reality. This is a must-watch for Top Gear fans and Gran Turismo fans alike. Enjoy.

Nsx Laguna

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cg water

This CG animation of massive sharks in the water and a helicopter chasing them is absolutely incredible. The guys at Flowline are no joke I guess.

Shark Fx

crime deterrence

Sprint’s “Locker Room” commercial is by far the best of the Super Bowl ads this year. Unexpected, violent, hilarious.

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Oh yeah, and this Bud Light one, “On the Roof” stars my friend, and avid chrisdiclerico.com reader, Matt Corboy. He was on The Shield for one season, and now he hosts a new Vegas poker show that hasn’t been picked up yet. All around good dude. Hey Matt!

Budlight Corboy

My favorite part of this ad is that Matt is sitting on the roof, opening a Bud Light, and the legal notice in the lower right reads, “Do Not Attempt.” Thanks dicks.

where the fuck is chris diclerico

For anyone who has been wondering, updating, or checking in, I am sorry. My life has been a little insane for the past few weeks, and this blog has been a low priority unfortunately. It looks like things are getting bette though, and I may have more time. I am hoping so…

It doesn’t help that the “upgrade” to WordPress 2 made posting images so fucking difficult that blogging is barely any fun anymore. WYSIWYG my ass. This system sucks balls. There is an upgrade that supposedly fixes some of the issues, but I haven’t had time to do it. I promise I will try harder though.In fact, I have some big plans to announce soon that should make this blog a lot better. I am not quite ready to reveal them yet, but maybe Monday…

OK, I am going to look for some cool shit to post today, and try to make it up to you all. Sorry again for my laziness. Please keep coming back. I haven’t forsaken you.

pharm animals

I love these farm animals and their owners portraits by Yann Arthus-Bertrand so much. He’s a great photographer, but these subjects are great. Like the ass on this Belgian Blue mutant bull.


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I also adore this half-shaved sheep. If I had sheep, I would shave them like this all the time.

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They have all the photos in the collection in desktop wallpaper sizes as well, so you can decorate your computer with this great work. Enjoy.

[via boingboing.]